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Old 02-04-2007, 02:36 AM
relaxwithtrudy relaxwithtrudy is offline
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Default life is a beat, but it\'s okay

beat: went busto in december and haven't played poker since.

brag: just quit my job because i landed a better one.

beat: i somehow failed the background check for my new job. wtf.

beat: this girl that i'm into doesn't want to see me but instead says we should get married if we're single at 30. read: you're ugly, but when i'm 30 and gross, i might reconsider. but not now, ugly.

beat: its saturday night and i'm reading bukowski and drinking apple juice all night.

beat: no one is going to care because of my low post count.

bigger beat: caring if 2p2 cares.

brag: it all seems like a movie and i feel fine.
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Old 02-04-2007, 02:39 AM
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Default Re: life is a beat, but it\'s okay

biggest beat: counting your chickens before they passed the background check.
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Old 02-04-2007, 02:40 AM
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Default Re: life is a beat, but it\'s okay

1-800-SUICIDE













Go to a therapist














Get back on track

























Live a good/happy life






































Edit: You will fly some day
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Old 02-04-2007, 03:24 AM
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You could be worse off buddy, quit feeling sorry for youself.
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Old 02-04-2007, 03:34 AM
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i dig your post
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Old 02-04-2007, 03:40 AM
ESKiMO-SiCKNE5S ESKiMO-SiCKNE5S is offline
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biggest beat: counting your chickens before they passed the background check.

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Old 02-04-2007, 03:40 AM
ESKiMO-SiCKNE5S ESKiMO-SiCKNE5S is offline
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Three. Three Chickens.
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Old 02-04-2007, 03:43 AM
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Three. Three Chickens.

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wrong

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Old 02-04-2007, 03:52 AM
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Three. Three Chickens.

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Nope, one is a crack dealer, one is a kiddie porn kingpin, and the last one is an illegal immigrant. Fail background check, kthxbai.
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Old 02-04-2007, 03:52 AM
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I feel your pain homie. At least you're keeping it real. Holla
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