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Old 10-17-2007, 04:06 PM
jtomon jtomon is offline
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OK, so I needed to leave work early yesterday to take care of my two sick daughters (twins--18 mos) while my wife went to a meeting. I'm 34 in two weeks so I am an old man in regards to posting! So I never have to deal with the girls at dinner time because my wife, before she went back to work two weeks ago, took care of them while I was at work. Should be noted I'm lurking so much here I'm surpirised I haven't been fired for my internet usage. So I get home and have no idea what to feed them for dinner, I ask my wife, and she says "Since they are sick feed them waffles".
I start laughing for no apparant reason to her and head off to the toaster. I created a new theme song...which to two 18 mos. old is hilarious,
"Waffle Crush, Waffle Crush, Your my little Waffle Crush"
OK I'm retarded! [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
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Old 10-17-2007, 04:10 PM
WarDekar WarDekar is offline
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OMG I'm calling child services!

Waffle crushing your 18 mos. old daughters is NOT appropriate and will NOT be toleratd
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Old 10-17-2007, 04:11 PM
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lol
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Old 10-17-2007, 04:15 PM
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[ ] funny
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Old 10-17-2007, 04:16 PM
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[x] mildly amusing
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Old 10-17-2007, 04:30 PM
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somewhere, shaun deeb must be smiling
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Old 10-17-2007, 04:33 PM
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[ ] funny

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ur cool man
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Old 10-17-2007, 04:35 PM
Pasterbator Pasterbator is offline
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i have so many 2p2 related thoughts that i will never post/talk about bc its weird.
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Old 10-17-2007, 05:11 PM
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I smiled, but I'm old [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]
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Old 10-17-2007, 05:44 PM
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OMG I'm calling child services!

Waffle crushing your 18 mos. old daughters is NOT appropriate and will NOT be toleratd

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agreed for the love of god leave the children alone you monster
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