Who's the Mystery Man That Pwned Capt. Tom?

Al Capwne · #1 07-12-2007, 05:20 PM

From: http://www.pocketfives.com/12E6CEC4-...5152AD8A2.aspx

Another classic from the mystery man who got tonyg and others in previous acts of sickness.....

"so im about to leave work yesterday and i see captain tom franklin busted out of ME. so i decided to give him a call (with xxxx on 3 way obv). i called the rio and they connected me to his room.

tom: hello
me: tom franklin?
tom: yes
me: hey this is frank from the poker room. did you just get knocked out of the main event?
tom: yes i did why?
me: can you please describe to me how you were knocked out.
tom: well i had two queens. i got allin against ace king. the flop was ace, king, three. the turn was the jack of diamonds putting 3 diamonds up. i had the queen of diamonds. so i had the straight and flush draw. the river was a blank and that was all.
me: well tom, i hate to have to tell you this but we just found out that there were two ace of diamonds in the deck.
tom: what the heck? i might still be in if it wasn't for that.
me: i know tom. that's why we have the casino control commission here now to review the tapes. the 9 guys who were busted from your table with the polluted deck are all being put back in the main event with the stacks they had to begin their bustout hand. i need you down at the main poker cage immediately with your registration card.
tom: thanks so much frank. ill be right down.

enjoy the run tom!"

Whoever it is, I bow to your greatness! [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]