me busto, gf family bustoed, what to do BBV ?

[ofdabeat]

To make a long story short and also cause i'm under the influence of some cheap chinese booze i wont go too far with the details.

some elements have been modified for obvious reasons

I'm in China with my fiance, i'm trading stock since a few years now and i've been ridiculously lucky recently.
beside that i do some import export but it's just starting so nothing too exciting.

Since my gf family boss, the elder, an ex soldier who hate everything non chinese except me knows that i make a [censored] of yuan with stock in china, the family pressure is nasty ( invest this invest that for me, for the uncle, for the old guy with a wooden leg ect ect... )

there are cantonese-traditionalist : obsessed with money

So one day the funky elder demand me to invest a ton of yuan for "all the family" he wants something fast and lucrative.
i find the perfect deal put a lot of money myself.

Leveraged.

The plan goes perfect.

but wait

The family coming for congratulation? oups wrong operation, many mistake in the execution by the broker all funds lost?

i don't want to be killed... pay XXX bazzzziilllioo....!!!!

aaarrgg...

finale : alive, no more money, gf family bustoed pretty badly, broker maybe bustoed ( wasn't ultra legal i start to fear ), me must leave the country

I'm super busto

What to do

What i'll do : land in bangkok in a few days

[Triumph36]

why get out of the country when your only weakness are hungry and sleepy?

[NewTeaBag]

UM, like any dough? Like, at all?

WIll your picture be on BBC news like that crazy eeeglish dude who killed the bank 10 years ago?

Or will it just be on te wall of that entire CHinese family clan with a "Shoot and torture on sight clause?"

[FatBottomedGirls]

Pics of the fiance plz. Thanks.

[NewTeaBag]

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why get out of the country when your only weakness are hungry and sleepy?

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LOL like the ole school BBV reference. But in this case, I think he also may be having the weakness of peoples maybe to be attempting to be kill him.

[FatBottomedGirls]

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who hate everything non chinese except me

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Just curious, where are you from anyway? English is obviously not your first language.

[samsdmf]

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Pics of the fiance plz. Thanks.

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This is teh perfect BBV reply, so awesome

[tiger_hall]

deposit into FTP and play 50nl for two weeks...

[Kevroc]

i thought this was gonna be a lick loll.

[ofdabeat]

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Or will it just be on te wall of that entire CHinese family clan with a "Shoot and torture on sight clause?

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More likely "break arms and legs with stones" and let roast under the sun.

I'm can speak english but the asian-glish makes me laugh nervously now

I pretty hard busto yes

if i can find a way to nit it / rakeback it up in thailand would be just about perfect

i'm in a safe place now not too worried, just hope that mosquito wasn't fully malaria-loaded.

see you in bkk guys i have a very long trip tommorow should arrive the 4th ( please bet on my survival and give me good odds )