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[oyesmoreofthis]

oooooh, charles, NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! i get to work today (i work at a crappy gym) and after a few minutes i realize that i have a king's thirst. so i look for my gallon of water i bought and what. the. censored. it's gone. so is my tub of nitrotech protein which i rightfully stole. they were both just sitting on the minifridge.

you see, i could understand someone going behind the desk when i was in the bathroom or something and stealing the protein. but why would someone steal a half-drunk gallon of water? what the [censored] [censored]. now im insane with anger. who the [censored] would have the gaul to go behind the counter and steal this [censored] and WHY TAKE THE [censored] 3/4 GALLON OF WATER. BTIHC AHCODKSUCKSA SHEMOTJERHIBAJHFKJ DAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!! it just hurts.

[React1oN]

Why are you so angry over someone stealing 1/2 gallon of water from you.

[oyesmoreofthis]

the protein is what hurts the most. but the gallon of water is just a slap in the face. and it makes me unsure of whether someone stole it or what, because who would steal water. and i still have a kings thirst and i have to walk to vons and get a new one.

[blutarski]

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