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Old 09-11-2007, 07:00 AM
SNOWBALL SNOWBALL is offline
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Default my favorite thing about pro wrestlers

Is that I know that the fifteen year old black belt in my judo class could murder any of them in a minute flat. hahahaha


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Old 09-11-2007, 07:37 AM
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Default Re: my favorite thing about pro wrestlers

LMAO yeah rite, what's he gonna do trip them????????!
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Old 09-11-2007, 07:57 AM
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Default Re: my favorite thing about pro wrestlers

your wrong
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Old 09-11-2007, 09:01 AM
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Default Re: my favorite thing about pro wrestlers

You cannot kill the undertaker. hes immortal. also chris benoit could murder anyone in his family within one minute.
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Old 09-11-2007, 10:06 AM
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Default Re: my favorite thing about pro wrestlers

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LMAO yeah rite, what's he gonna do trip them????????!

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this kid would spike goldberg on his head, then break both his arms in 45 seconds or less. The last 10-15 seconds he would strangle him to death. ship the 187 on a MFing roidrager
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Old 09-11-2007, 10:10 AM
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Default Re: my favorite thing about pro wrestlers

Batista vs your 15 yr old judo kid, where can I bet on this?

I assume no rules
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Old 09-11-2007, 10:11 AM
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LMAO yeah rite, what's he gonna do trip them????????!

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CAN'T YOU TRIP LIKE I DO
I've got the understanding of a four year old
I've got the piece of mind of a killer's soul
I've got the rationale of a New York cop
I've got the patience of a chopping block

I've got the accumen of a seasoned pro
I've got the legacy of a billion souls
I've got the world down my back, but I don't seem to care
I've got the comprehension of a world unaware

Can't you trip like I do?

Laid out on my back, I can't sleep 'cause I'm slumming
Eyes in my teeth, I can't see 'cause I'm eating
Head full of noise, I can't think 'cause it's crushing
Back on my feet, like a freight train I'm cumming
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Old 09-11-2007, 10:12 AM
4_2_it 4_2_it is offline
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Default Re: my favorite thing about pro wrestlers

I need to know how many 5 years a 15 year old judo student can handle before I can form an opinion.
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Old 09-11-2007, 10:20 AM
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Default Re: my favorite thing about pro wrestlers

My sensei is a flatout macdaddy killer. He's huge, ripped, and a total badass murderer. He actually laughs out loud while he tosses everyone all over the place. He's like zangeif, except he's french and a total sexual tyranosaurus. Sometimes he gets a girl on the floor in all kinds of explicit positions while cackling madly and climbing all over her for his "demonstrations"

I estimate he could rape/murder Triple H in 37 seconds.
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Old 09-11-2007, 10:21 AM
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Default Re: my favorite thing about pro wrestlers

Let's see how quick the 15 year old is after a folding chair to the head


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