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Lamest fortune ever
I just had a fortune cookie. Fortune: "Customer service is like taking a bath. You have to keep doing it."
wtf please die. |
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Re: Lamest fortune ever
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"Customer service is like taking a bath. You have to keep doing it......in bed." [/ QUOTE ] fyfc |
#3
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Re: Lamest fortune ever
He said fortune, not horoscope
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#4
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Re: Lamest fortune ever
"people enjoy you because of your delicate features"
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#5
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Re: Lamest fortune ever
"beware of cookies bearing fortunes"
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#6
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Re: Lamest fortune ever
"ignore previous cookie"
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Re: Lamest fortune ever
I once had a fortune cookie that said:
"You will get new clothes" The fact that it became true makes it the most accurate fortune cookie ever. |
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Re: Lamest fortune ever
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I just had a fortune cookie. Fortune: "Customer service is like taking a bath. You have to keep doing it." wtf please die. [/ QUOTE ] YOU DO!!?!?!?!??! |
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Re: Lamest fortune ever
"you have aids"
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Re: Lamest fortune ever
I got one once that said "don't panic". WTF THAT IS ADVICE NOT A FORTUNE
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