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Pattern Mapper! Funny Chat (tl:dr)
Great chat on crypto the other day, first it starts with the usual guy whining that poker is rigged, but when he starts actually thinking it IS rigged it becomes gold. The whole table participated and hopefully it's BBV worthy!
Part 1: Poker is rigged blablabla Dealer: Game #4472109774, willlion wins pot (£799.75) with A Flush, Ace high Thompy: ABSOLUTE JOKE Thompy: WTF WAS THAT willlion: a great hand of poker Thompy: thats right Thompy: 92 suited - just what this site is all about willlion: thats was called good night thompy Thompy: lol are you seriously kidding me Thompy: so many dodgy flush draws on this site its unreal Thompy: 77 Thompy: lol Thompy: joke site wwfc77: call Dealer: Game #4472111944, Thompy wins pot (£342) with A Straight, Queen high Thompy: willion please leave there are others waiting Dealer: Game #4472284414, wwfc77 wins pot (£187) with Three of a kind, Sevens, Ace high Thompy: jesus Thompy: what a total setup Thompy: these flops are a disgrace Thompy: 10 10 i had tere Thompy: its disgusting Dealer: Game #4472285384, ForTheWin wins pot (£776.26) with A Flush, Queen high Thompy: why cant i get a hand like that ever Thompy: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL Thompy: INSTANT FOLD Thompy: WHEN I HAD THE GOODS Thompy: YOU CAN AL LSEE MY CARDS Thompy: 77 Thompy: ffs Thompy: jokeflop dot com Thompy: trips and i am all in Thompy: never hit it Thompy: ever Dealer: Game #4472445274, Psychatog wins pot (£377) Thompy: lmao Thompy: AK Dealer: Game #4472445464, wwfc77 wins pot (£221) with Two Pairs, Aces and Nines, King high Thompy: this must be a sick joke Thompy: surely Thompy: so many paired flops Thompy: KQ Thompy: there Dealer: Game #4472445784, Monsieur wins pot (£285) with A Straight, Ace high Monsieur: ul Thompy: eh....... Thompy: is this seriously some kind of joke Thompy: i mean seriously Thompy: WTF is going on here Thompy: this is a joke Dealer: Game #4472446224, wwfc77 wins pot (£222) with Two Pairs, Jacks and Sevens, Queen high Thompy: lol Thompy: i think i will unsinstal this wwfc77: bet any more i pass Thompy: somethign going on here Part2: Tapping the fish tank Monsieur: newsflash poker is gambling Monsieur: u can loose Thompy: what - all the f in time Monsieur: i m down 4.5 grands today not complaining Thompy: 2k for me Monsieur: patience is key JKlausen: im down 40k for this week ForTheWin: guess im on the right table then Psychatog: -154k last week Monsieur: lol Thompy: but why on other sites i do well but this one is outdraw non stop Monsieur: yeah but it s different for u psy Monsieur: u suck =) JKlausen: it comes inperiods Psychatog: *( Monsieur: periods is for women i want money wwfc77: nh Psychatog: ty Part3 Going for the kill (he wins the blinds) Monsieur: there u go Dealer: Game #4472447084, Thompy wins pot (£20) Thompy: AA - NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Thompy: you can all so see my cards JKlausen: is that a prob thompy`? Monsieur: u mean u can t see ours?? JKlausen: you just need a little update for your crypto skin JKlausen: and BTW thompy we all talk togather on skype to win your money Thompy: i bet you do Monsieur: how much u bet? Thompy: there has to be something going on for me to be so "unlucky" Dealer: Game #4472447854, ForTheWin wins pot (£519) JKlausen: we also have a card generator we know what the flop turn and river is Thompy: that would explain a few things Monsieur: hey i don t have that!! JKlausen: 2 sek then I send it to you Monsieur: ty JKlausen: MSN ok for you ? Dealer: Game #4472580134, Psychatog wins pot (£222) with A Straight, Six high Thompy: ARE YOU JOKING ME Monsieur: ouch JKlausen: see he knew it Thompy: this is a FECKING JOKE Thompy: COME ON THIS IS A MAJOR CON Thompy: 88 - ffs this is really getting t oannoy me Monsieur: what other sites do u play at Thompy: ladbrokes Thompy: UB Thompy: cant believe i am down 2.5k now and its only after lunch - what a joke Monsieur: bon appetit Monsieur: like i said am down twice that wanna swap? Thompy: its not the money - its the utter bad lkuck of it thats the bad bit ForTheWin: well look at it this way ForTheWin: you will have good luck in all non poker activities Thompy: never playing mid pockets on here again Thompy: AA Thompy: that is the worst hand ever played Thompy: but i know you will all call to the end or go over the top so i cant scare you off hope to see the river not hit Psychatog: lol Psychatog: I had nothing Thompy: lol i mean ffs Thompy: nothing psy - thats why yu called big preflop then went all in Thompy: ok i believe you Thompy: A6 you had Thompy: you hit the nuts on the river Thompy: yet another 3 out suck out draw Dealer: Game #4472581734, Monsieur wins pot (£1308) with Two Pairs, Aces and Kings, Jack high Thompy: that is disgusting Monsieur: thanks for the pattern mapper mate Monsieur: it works well Thompy: you guys are cheating with something - thats not fair Monsieur: dude we re pulling ur lef Monsieur: leg Thompy: hmmmm Thompy: after the performance today its a hard one not to believe Monsieur: would i really tell u lol Thompy: doubel bluff Monsieur: too funny Thompy: you can all keep my 2 grand - i uninstall and go back to ladbrokes - this site a bit too fishy for me ForTheWin: lol ForTheWin: ladbrokes has bots Monsieur: but they don t cheat JKlausen: ty for the 2k m8 Thompy: not on 10*20 Thompy: yur welcome Thompy: i nope you all enjoy it JKlausen: we will --- he leaves --- Monsieur: lolloooooooooool Monsieur: good times JKlausen: hehe yeah Monsieur: i need to install ladbrokes now JKlausen: same Monsieur: didn t think this trhough =( Psychatog: yes yes JKlausen: you all cheat in some way JKlausen: "yeah we do" JKlausen: that makes sense *D Monsieur: tripel bluff |
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Re: Pattern Mapper! Funny Chat (tl:dr)
tl; r only this part and lol'd
Thompy: cant believe i am down 2.5k now and its only after lunch - what a joke Monsieur: bon appetit |
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Re: Pattern Mapper! Funny Chat (tl:dr)
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Monsieur: i m down 4.5 grands today not complaining Thompy: 2k for me Monsieur: patience is key JKlausen: im down 40k for this week ForTheWin: guess im on the right table then [/ QUOTE ] Best part |
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[ QUOTE ] Monsieur: i m down 4.5 grands today not complaining Thompy: 2k for me Monsieur: patience is key JKlausen: im down 40k for this week ForTheWin: guess im on the right table then [/ QUOTE ] Best part [/ QUOTE ] QFT |
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Re: Pattern Mapper! Funny Chat (tl:dr)
didnt think this was worth a new topic but here is some chat from my table i thought was funny
CrazyDavid said, "gotta go brush my cats teeth :P" deviIbiss said, "are you serious" deviIbiss said, "you brush your cats teeth?" CrazyDavid said, "his breath smells" |
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Re: Pattern Mapper! Funny Chat (tl:dr)
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[ QUOTE ] Monsieur: i m down 4.5 grands today not complaining Thompy: 2k for me Monsieur: patience is key JKlausen: im down 40k for this week ForTheWin: guess im on the right table then [/ QUOTE ] Best part [/ QUOTE ] lol @ true |
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Re: Pattern Mapper! Funny Chat (tl:dr)
Cliff notes
[ QUOTE ] Thompy: so many dodgy flush draws on this site its unreal Thompy: jokeflop dot com Monsieur: i m down 4.5 grands today not complaining Thompy: 2k for me Monsieur: patience is key JKlausen: im down 40k for this week ForTheWin: guess im on the right table then JKlausen: it comes inperiods Psychatog: *( Monsieur: periods is for women i want money Dealer: Game #4472447084, Thompy wins pot (£20) Thompy: AA - NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Thompy: you can all so see my cards JKlausen: is that a prob thompy`? Monsieur: u mean u can t see ours?? JKlausen: you just need a little update for your crypto skin JKlausen: and BTW thompy we all talk togather on skype to win your money Thompy: i bet you do Monsieur: how much u bet? Thompy: you guys are cheating with something - thats not fair Monsieur: dude we re pulling ur lef Monsieur: leg Thompy: hmmmm Thompy: after the performance today its a hard one not to believe Monsieur: would i really tell u lol Thompy: doubel bluff Monsieur: too funny Thompy: you can all keep my 2 grand - i uninstall and go back to ladbrokes - this site a bit too fishy for me ForTheWin: lol ForTheWin: ladbrokes has bots Monsieur: but they don t cheat --- he leaves --- Monsieur: i need to install ladbrokes now JKlausen: same Psychatog: yes yes JKlausen: you all cheat in some way JKlausen: "yeah we do" JKlausen: that makes sense *D Monsieur: tripel bluff [/ QUOTE ] I'm Monsieur in this chat BTW |
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Re: Pattern Mapper! Funny Chat (tl:dr)
lol
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Re: Pattern Mapper! Funny Chat (tl:dr)
ahem, best part:
Monsieur: u suck =) JKlausen: it comes inperiods Psychatog: *( Monsieur: periods is for women i want money wwfc77: nh |
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Re: Pattern Mapper! Funny Chat (tl:dr)
LOL riggedaments
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