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What SHOULD my line have been to the Cop?
(Not too long I promise)
BACKGROUND: Three months ago I get stopped at 10:30 at night for "rolling" through a stop sign. I was given a ticket for "disobeying a traffic sign or device" for $242. No kidding, 242 bucks! So I ask for the trial, and make a case to the judge that the cop was in the lane coming AT me, and he had no angle to see if I had stopped, and that it was 10:30 at night and it was dark. The judge said he would release his decision by MAIL. I felt good leaving the courtroom. So this week I get a letter informing me I am "Guilty" and I have to pay $190. FLASH FORWARD TO TODAY. I am on vacation, two hours from where I live at a gas station. While I am waiting in line to pay for my sunflower seeds I look back and catch the eyes of that SAME cop who gave me the ticket. (No uniform, he is in a t-shirt and jeans) He stares at me, then says, "You look familiar, where do I know you from?" I replied, "You gave me a ticket for supposedly running a stop sign. The judge is making me pay 190 bucks." "Ouch" was all he said. Then I paid, and walked out. BEAT: I said nothing cool. BEAT: It bothered me for the next 100 miles of my trip why I DIDN'T say anything. BBV, I ask you, if you run into a cop who gave you a ticket later, and he is obviously off duty and out of his jurisdiction, what would have been a cool line I SHOULD have used? Thanks! This is what he looked like, kinda. Officer Smith. |
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Re: What SHOULD my line have been to the Cop?
SHAKE EM DOWN PIG
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Re: What SHOULD my line have been to the Cop?
How about the line from your foot straight to his nuts
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Re: What SHOULD my line have been to the Cop?
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(Not too long I promise) BACKGROUND: Three months ago I get stopped at 10:30 at night for "rolling" through a stop sign. I was given a ticket for "disobeying a traffic sign or device" for $242. No kidding, 242 bucks! So I ask for the trial, and make a case to the judge that the cop was in the lane coming AT me, and he had no angle to see if I had stopped, and that it was 10:30 at night and it was dark. The judge said he would release his decision by MAIL. I felt good leaving the courtroom. So this week I get a letter informing me I am "Guilty" and I have to pay $190. FLASH FORWARD TO TODAY. I am on vacation, two hours from where I live at a gas station. While I am waiting in line to pay for my sunflower seeds I look back and catch the eyes of that SAME cop who gave me the ticket. (No uniform, he is in a t-shirt and jeans) He stares at me, then says, "You look familiar, where do I know you from?" I replied, "You gave me a ticket for supposedly running a stop sign. The judge is making me pay 190 bucks." "Ouch" was all he said. Then I paid, and walked out. BEAT: I said nothing cool. BEAT: It bothered me for the next 100 miles of my trip why I DIDN'T say anything. BBV, I ask you, if you run into a cop who gave you a ticket later, and he is obviously off duty and out of his jurisdiction, what would have been a cool line I SHOULD have used? Thanks! This is what he looked like, kinda. Officer Smith. [/ QUOTE ] You are better off to let it go. You might run into him again. He would never forget if you made a funny, but smart ass comment. This is a case where the fantasy of saying something cool is better than the reality of saying it. |
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Re: What SHOULD my line have been to the Cop?
Piggy McBacon --- "Where do i know you from son?"
YOU --- "I sell you ur beastiality/scat/bukkakke films" OR --- "I did ur vagina re-assignment" surgery" |
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Re: What SHOULD my line have been to the Cop?
Tell your wife hi for me.
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Re: What SHOULD my line have been to the Cop?
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Tell your wife hi for me. [/ QUOTE ] OH WOW. That's a GREAT line! |
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Re: What SHOULD my line have been to the Cop?
Unfortunately, i do agree with mustbeblufin. When it comes down to it, better off biting ur tongue.
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Re: What SHOULD my line have been to the Cop?
you should've said ouch? you look like a white-trash idiot, ouch... then kicked him in the sac and ran.
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Re: What SHOULD my line have been to the Cop?
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[ QUOTE ] Tell your wife hi for me. [/ QUOTE ] OH WOW. That's a GREAT line! [/ QUOTE ] |
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