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05-19-2007, 02:55 PM
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Beat: Had a bad relapse...
...and [censored] a fat chick last night. after making a vow to raise my standards, I hadn't gotten laid in a month. Last night, I went out to bars for the first time in a long time. I got wasted and this chick came up and started saying stuff to me like "i wanna suck your dick" and other stuff like that. if i had been any more sober, and she hadn't said that stuff, i would have just gone to the next bar with my friends.
man i'm so ashamed. this chick was huge. that's not even the worst part. i go to her apartment, she tries to get me to [censored] her without a condom. now, i'm a huge fan of no condoms with people i know, but there was zero chance of me not using a condom. i wrapped that [censored] up even though i could barely stand up. after we did the deed we have the most [censored] up conversation i think i've ever had. her: i want to be with you. me: i'm sorry, i'm leaving for vegas next week and i don't want a girlfriend. her: i want to be with you forever. me: huh? her: yeah and if you cheat on me i'll kill her then i'll kill you. me: my phones in my car i have to go get it and let my friends know where i am so they're not worried (she drove me, i had no car there and my phone was in my pocket). her: you better not leave or i'll kill you. i walked outside and then ran to a sheetz down the street and called my friend, he picked me up, and i made it home alive. the end. 
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#5
05-19-2007, 02:59 PM
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Re: Beat: Had a bad relapse...
lollercoaster!
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05-19-2007, 03:08 PM
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Re: Beat: Had a bad relapse...
you [censored] a girl who threatened to kill you and the notable part for you (the part you included in the beginning of OP) is that she was fat?
are you... serious?
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