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Old 05-08-2007, 10:35 PM
in48092 in48092 is offline
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Default Sunglasses in the toilet...

so i'm at the local coffee shop/wne/whiskey bar the other day and i go to take a leak. Had a couple drinks and my shades are folded onto the collar of my shirt. somehow mid piss the shades take a tumble into the toilet. do i retrieve and wash or let them go?

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-toilet is visibly clean, no visible fecal debrees, but it is a public toilet.

-I've had the shades for a couple of years and like'm. not expensive, maybe $40 or so, but good shades are hard to come by in my book.

-i don't plan on going home for a couple hours and the bathroom lacks the resources to properly clean the glasses.
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Old 05-08-2007, 10:46 PM
devilbiss devilbiss is offline
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Default Re: Sunglasses in the toilet...

So there is no soap in the bathroom? I guess if there was no soap I'd leave them. But if soap was available I'd probably suck it up and fish them out.
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Old 05-08-2007, 10:55 PM
XXXNoahXXX XXXNoahXXX is offline
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Default Re: Sunglasses in the toilet...

they fell midpiss, did you continue pissing on them?

just get them, wash your hands, wrap them in some paper towel, stick em in a bag from the store, and then clean thoroughly at home.
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Old 05-08-2007, 10:58 PM
Steven_Q_Erkel Steven_Q_Erkel is offline
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Default Re: Sunglasses in the toilet...

Finish your piss, fish them out, put them on and wear with pride.
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Old 05-08-2007, 10:58 PM
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Default Re: Sunglasses in the toilet...

I throw out my [censored] underwear if I even dribble on it a little, so you know those sunglasses are only coming out of the urinal if I'm doing it to burn them later.
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Old 05-08-2007, 10:59 PM
edfurlong edfurlong is offline
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Default Re: Sunglasses in the toilet...

Everyone knows you pay a bum ten bucks to fish them out for you.
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Old 05-08-2007, 11:01 PM
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Default Re: Sunglasses in the toilet...

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I throw out my [censored] underwear if I even dribble on it a little

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lol wtf
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Old 05-08-2007, 11:01 PM
in48092 in48092 is offline
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Default Re: Sunglasses in the toilet...

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they fell midpiss, did you continue pissing on them?

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yes. like i said, i'd had a couple drinks, and really had to piss. when they fell i kinda chuckled at the site of my shades in the toilet, and finished the piss. damage was kinda done once they hit the water.

There was liquid soup, but its this hippy soap type stuff, not really heavy duty stuff.
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Old 05-08-2007, 11:21 PM
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so you know those sunglasses are only coming out of the urinal if I'm doing it to burn them later.

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why would someone do this
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Old 05-08-2007, 11:26 PM
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Default Re: Sunglasses in the toilet...

Reach in and grab 'em Nancy
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