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Old 09-07-2007, 10:50 PM
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bbv,

has anyone been playing poker with a semiboner+, taken a bad beat and noticed it's totally died? it happened to me earlier when i got one outered in a donkament, my penis instashrivelled like it kind of recoiled in horror.

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Old 09-07-2007, 10:53 PM
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jfc
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Old 09-07-2007, 10:53 PM
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I've had this happen on more than 5 occasions.
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Old 09-07-2007, 11:27 PM
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i has a fat weener
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Old 09-07-2007, 11:39 PM
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i has a fat weener

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Old 09-07-2007, 11:39 PM
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oh noeees they be taking my fat weener
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Old 09-08-2007, 02:30 AM
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No, but I've noticed that if I take a massive loss and jerk off right after thinking about the money I lost, that I can cum almost instantly. Like within 5 or 10 seconds. It's kinda scary.
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Old 09-08-2007, 02:34 AM
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No, but I've noticed that if I take a massive loss and jerk off right after thinking about the money I lost, that I can cum almost instantly. Like within 5 or 10 seconds. It's kinda scary.

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Wow. Just wow.
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Old 09-08-2007, 02:47 AM
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No, but I've noticed that if I take a massive loss and jerk off right after thinking about the money I lost, that I can cum almost instantly. Like within 5 or 10 seconds. It's kinda scary.

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thats funny [censored]
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Old 09-08-2007, 02:49 AM
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No, but I've noticed that if I take a massive loss and jerk off right after thinking about the money I lost, that I can cum almost instantly. Like within 5 or 10 seconds. It's kinda scary.

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Thats eerily similar to what I do, except I do it when I win a massive amount of money.
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