BBV Poster Boy

Sotiria · #1 08-23-2006, 08:29 PM

OK, here is a proposition:

BBV, you should stake Sotiria.

I am very unsure as to what I should post here in order to increase the positive of the V in BBV.

I am intelligent.

I am good at poker.

I find myself on the bad end of my wench, V.

I will someday win a bracelet event, and you will all be glad that you know me.

Hookers and blow are not my friends (beat?)

Crap, this post is going nowhere fast.

Anyways, you should stake me so that I can make hundreds of dollars playing unlimited texas hold'em and be the BBV poster boy. I know that most of the people that post here could simply pass me one big blind and that would be enough to get me started.

Who wants to help? PM with which site you will stake me on, and we can start an epic BBV post.

yvesaint · #2 08-23-2006, 08:33 PM

DIE IN A CAR CRASH ASAP

FULL RAKE · #3 08-23-2006, 08:33 PM

here's a better proposition. learn what it takes to be a poker player and you won't need a stake.

Sotiria · #4 08-23-2006, 08:34 PM

But why? I know you're a 10/20 unlimited hold'em pro, so why can you not stake Mr. Sotiria a big blind?

keikiwai · #5 08-23-2006, 08:35 PM

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I am intelligent.

I am good at poker.

I will someday win a bracelet event, and you will all be glad that you know me.

Hookers and blow are not my friends (beat?)

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Numb nuts, in case you don't realize it, these are all reasons you will NOT get staked by BBV.

Sotiria · #6 08-23-2006, 08:38 PM

Crap. How about if I start hookers and blow, and convince one of my hookers to play in a bracelet event?

keikiwai · #7 08-23-2006, 08:40 PM

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Crap. How about if I start hookers and blow, and convince one of my hookers to play in a bracelet event?

[/ QUOTE ]

Pix, vid, and some degenerate black jack or coin flipping on top of it all, and I'm sure you'll get staked.

Sotiria · #8 08-23-2006, 08:40 PM

I'm tellin you guys.....10 people stake me @ 25-100 dollars each and I turn 500$ into $100k and then blow it all....epic BBV.

Seriously, revolutionary thinkers are never understood.

keikiwai · #9 08-23-2006, 08:49 PM

[ QUOTE ]
I'm tellin you guys.....10 people stake me @ 25-100 dollars each and I turn 500$ into $100k and then blow it all....epic BBV.

Seriously, revolutionary thinkers are never understood.

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This has already been done, and billyjex [censored] it all to hell!

Where is M1ke? or whatever his name was.... anyone got the link?

His Boy Elroy · #10 08-23-2006, 08:51 PM

Change your avatar to someone more trustworthy.

May I suggest