Beat: I need Books to read in Prison

RPatterson67 · #1 09-09-2007, 02:32 AM

When I moved to Mexico some of my roommate's girlfriend's luggage (who was moving in) got mixed in with mine because she is a stupidass and put them down next to mine. So they wound up getting flown here.

I didn't really care because it wasn't my fault, and he owes me 500 dollars. So he sends me a myspace msg like when are you shipping back her bags? And I don't respond cause I'm playing sngs, trying to look at porn, etc.

Then today he sends me a message threatening to issue a felony warrant! As if that would be a felony to begin with, not withstanding the circumstances. There is any evidence or cause to issue a warrant. Or it would be enforced while I'm in Mexico.

I can just picture the federalis bursting in any minute to ship me back to America for my prison sentence over a bag of shoes. What is my play bbv? Wat it do!? Help me craft a funny response.

edfurlong · #2 09-09-2007, 02:34 AM

Where do mexicans go to hide out? I guess you could sneak over to LA and work in a factory or something until it all blows over.

RPatterson67 · #3 09-09-2007, 02:35 AM

I might have to cross the border into America where I hear it is easier to get around without any i.d. and still work and everything.

edfurlong · #4 09-09-2007, 02:37 AM

You could probably even get insurance, you might want to hurry before we build this wall dealy though.

RPatterson67 · #5 09-09-2007, 02:41 AM

Do you think in prison I will be in with murderers and rapists, or more just the hardcore drug dealing crowd? I am just a guy who took someone's luggage on a plane afterall, I got no street cred!

edfurlong · #6 09-09-2007, 02:43 AM

Doesn't really matter, in the pokey the only thing worse than a child molester is a luggage thief.

I_AM_EVIL · #7 09-09-2007, 02:43 AM

Everyone knows the wall/fence won't keep them out of the US. I've been thinking about opening a ladder/shovel store in Mexico.

edfurlong · #8 09-09-2007, 02:44 AM

Trebuchet imo.

boomshakalaka · #9 09-09-2007, 02:45 AM

I think a long rant about how you lost everything and surmounted a large debt playing in a crooked poker game in a back alley bar in mexico. Go on to explain that you pawned off the bag and shoes to buy a bus ticket to panama because you feared for your life. Add something in about what youre currently doing in panama (obviously has to be something very strange and abstract) and how you fear that youll have to keep moving south to avoid the reaches of their vast criminal empire.

RPatterson67 · #10 09-09-2007, 02:48 AM

The US will still find me and bring me back to deal with the luggage I wound up taking on a flight that contained old pants and undergarments. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

This isn't the type of [censored] the district attorney, or the Mexican Government, lets slide.