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You may have seen this before, but ...
it's the funniest thing I have *ever* read.
__________________________________________________ _________ #Game No : 5038666635 ***** Hand History for Game 5038666635 ***** $25 NL Texas Hold'em - Sunday, August 27, 04:04:07 ET 2006 Table Table 107936 (No DP) (Real Money) Seat 2 is the button Total number of players : 6 Seat 3: RawTurkey ( $70.30 ) Seat 4: Letter_F ( $287.21 ) Seat 2: HakAllah ( $51.60 ) Seat 6: QU4NT ( $23.80 ) Seat 1: Sippy333 ( $50.15 ) Seat 5: micromillion ( $8.15 ) RawTurkey posts small blind [$0.10]. Letter_F posts big blind [$0.25]. ** Dealing down cards ** Dealt to HakAllah [ 4d 7d ] micromillion calls [$0.25]. QU4NT folds. Sippy333 calls [$0.25]. HakAllah calls [$0.25]. RawTurkey raises [$0.40]. Letter_F calls [$0.25]. micromillion calls [$0.25]. Sippy333 calls [$0.25]. HakAllah: HM HakAllah: GOIN UP [censored] HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. Letter_F calls [$0.50]. HakAllah: GODDAMIT Letter_F: all in come on man micromillion folds. Sippy333 calls [$0.50]. HakAllah: SO MANY DECISIONS HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. Letter_F raises [$0.75]. Sippy333 folds. HakAllah raises [$0.75]. RawTurkey raises [$0.75]. Letter_F calls [$0.50]. HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. Letter_F calls [$0.50]. HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. Letter_F calls [$0.50]. HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. Letter_F calls [$0.50]. HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. Letter_F: jesus Letter_F calls [$0.50]. HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. Letter_F calls [$0.50]. HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. Letter_F calls [$0.50]. HakAllah: WHO'S GOING TO SAY CHICKEN HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. Letter_F folds. Letter_F: i did HakAllah raises [$0.50]. Letter_F: had 56 of spades Letter_F: oops RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. micromillion: lol HakAllah raises [$0.50]. Letter_F: this is sfgay RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. Letter_F: ghey HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. Letter_F: im going to sleep HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. HakAllah raises [$0.50]. Letter_F: u guys think this game is a joke RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. Letter_F: just go all in HakAllah: NOW I'M STARTING TO THINK YOU MIGHT HAVE ME BEAT HakAllah raises [$0.50]. HakAllah: STILL... HakAllah: JUST IN CASE RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. HakAllah: ....OH BTW HakAllah: KAAAAAAAAAAAAA Letter_F: im not leaving until they leave HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey: JUST FOLD RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. HakAllah: I CANNOT Letter_F: ur beat Hak RawTurkey: SAVE UR MONEY HakAllah: I AM BOUND BY KA RULE HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. micromillion: calll the thing HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. Letter_F: i love this HakAllah: HANG ON HakAllah: INTERESTING HAND OTHER TABLE Letter_F: o XXXX im goin there to HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. HakAllah: PHEW! HakAllah: I ALMOST TIMED OUT THERE HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey: THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN SWEET RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. micromillion: lmao HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. HakAllah: DON'T YOU KNOW YOU'RE BEAT???! RawTurkey: I DON'T THINK SO HakAllah: WHEN I PUT IN 28 RAISES, THAT'S WHEN YOU KNOW YOU ARE BEHIND YOU STUPID [censored] HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey: I GOT A FKING Q RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey: NOW, ON THE OTHER TABLE, IM BEAT RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. HakAllah: I GOT J9 HakAllah: OTHE RTABLE HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey: I GOT FLUSH DRAW RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey: GUESS TELLING U WAS BAD MOV RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey: FKED UP THE SEMIBLUFF HakAllah: I WONDER WHAT IS THE LONGEST HAND PARTY HAS EVER DEALT micromillion: this one HakAllah: LETS GO FOR THE RECORD HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey: MAYBE WE CAN MAKE IT LAST LIKE 3 DAYS RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. HakAllah: I'M GOIGN TO FILE MY NAILS WHILE I WAIT FOR MY TIMER TO RUN DOWN HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. HakAllah: SO FAR THIS HAND HAS LASTED 11 MINUTES I THINK HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. Letter_F: i think i could get up to 1000 on this table if you guys stay up all nite HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. HakAllah raises [$0.50]. HakAllah: SHT I'M RUNNING OUT OF MONEY TO RAISE WITH RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. Letter_F: u cool rite HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. HakAllah raises [$0.50]. HakAllah: OK SERIOUSLY DUDE HakAllah: FOLD, YOU'RE BEHIND RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey: LOOK, FKER, I GOT A Q Letter_F: omg we r almost there HakAllah: R U SERIOUS? RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. HakAllah: I GOT 4 7 DIAMONDS HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. HakAllah: I TOLD U I HAD KAAAAAAA HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey: U JUST MADEA MISTAKE HakAllah: SHT MAYBE *I* SHOULD FOLD RawTurkey: NOW I'LL NOW WHAT TO DO RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. HakAllah raises [$0.50]. HakAllah: GODDAM I HOPE I WIN THIS RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. HakAllah: I DONT THINK I'VE EVER WANTED TO WIN A POT MORE ACTUALLY HakAllah: EVEN A FAGGY LITTLE $100 POT HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. HakAllah raises [$0.50]. RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. HakAllah raises [$0.50]. Letter_F: im saving all these HH RawTurkey raises [$0.50]. Letter_F: sfCrazy HakAllah: SHT HakAllah: HERE WE GO Letter_F: ur beat HakAllah calls [$0.25]. ** Dealing Flop ** [ 2s, 9h, Ad ] HakAllah: OH FK ME HakAllah: FK ME RIGHT IN THE ASS RawTurkey: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 Letter_F: glad i folded RawTurkey checks. HakAllah checks. ** Dealing Turn ** [ 6h ] RawTurkey bets [$0.25]. HakAllah: DAMMIT HakAllah: I THINK I'M DRAWING DEAD HakAllah calls [$0.25]. ** Dealing River ** [ 8s ] RawTurkey bets [$0.25]. HakAllah folds. RawTurkey shows [ 5c, Qs ] high card ace. RawTurkey wins $107 from the main pot with high card ace. Game #5038724225 starts. #Game No : 5038724225 ***** Hand History for Game 5038724225 ***** $25 NL Texas Hold'em - Sunday, August 27, 04:21:52 ET 2006 Table Table 107936 (No DP) (Real Money) |
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