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[SNOWBALL]

UGH UGH UGH
I call down an obvious bluff and they hit on the river.
My aces get no action, or they hit a set.
I just started playing NL so I'm not that good. I got like $400 to play with right now cuz I dropped 8 buyins when I had a day off my ADD meds. HOOHAH.
I've been on my ADD meds for like 2 weeks and they seem to help. I wouldn't be semi busto if I didn't withdraw all the time. God I hate paying bills.
I am basically the lamest and most pathetic semi pro in the [censored] universe right now.

Ok. I think by the end of this week I'm gonna get a real job and go busto, or I'm gonna run my BR into some decent territory and never look back. I shoulda started taking ADD meds like 2 years ago. Also, I stopped reading the strat forums back in like sept 05. I deserve nothing at all. I shoulda been busto a long time ago.
Also I used to drive drunk and I wanna die.

Did I mention that Nath thinks I am a weirdo and won't talk to me? Also, Veganmav thinks I am a loser, and doesn't wanna be my friend anymore.


God I sound like Spacemanbryce.

Here are some brags to counterbalance my wimpy self hatred and stupid life:
I have never borrowed or stolen to gamble
even though I pretty much suck I still make more money than all my loser friends.
I drive a nice car (worth more than 20k)
I am pretty smart according to wexler.
I won a mock trial one time acting as prosecution and the judge thought I gave a totally amazing closing argument WITHOUT notes.
My penis is pretty big.
I've been with hot girls before.
One time I beat up this homelesss dude who was a lot bigger than me. He attacked me with a beercan.
I won $100 from Sklansky one time.

Ok. I'm gonna go play poker right now. Or not. I am lazy. Maybe I will check my myspace for the 400th time and notice that the girl I wanna marry hasn't even messaged me even though she got into town like 3 days ago.

edit: more brags
I organized a lot of workers when I used to be a union organizer. One time my car got stolen in portland when I was organizing janitors there. I got stoned on the way to a big conference with my friend Kory. I showed up and and gave a speech about how the union sucks and needs to go to war with the bosses in California in solidarity because of the grocery strike. I almost got fired. LOL.

I've been on tv a lot because I am a badass communist rabblerouser. There is a nonzero chance I will take over the world some day. Or maybe I will get shot by the cops.

I mouthfucked this lesbian girl I met at organizer training and then woke up naked next to her and I didn't know her name. White russians for life!

One time I vandalized this car in my neighborhood, and I got arrested but I didn't give any names. The cops prosecuted me, but I showed up to court and the DA didn't show up. I paid zero damages and got no conviction even though I was guilty as hell.

I won the only live MTT I have ever played in vegas buz I wanted to get even from all the money I spent at a strip club.

I used to be a pretty good writer before I decided that was all a waste of time.

Ok. I need to go see my therapist today. Man he's in for an adventure.

[TyFuji]

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My penis is pretty big.
I won $100 from Sklansky one time.


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Trip report?

[SNOWBALL]

search the archives in the psych forum in sept or 0ct 05 for a post i made called "whats the best way to read women"
or a post by sklansky in the psych forum called "insurance offer for snowball138"

[SNOWBALL]

one more brag:
at least I am not Brandi, or Tom Franklin. HAHAHAHA

[MuresanForMVP]

But on the plus side, a 6 year-old girl would be favored over Mike Tyson if she had a knife

[SNOWBALL]

ten year old girl!

[SNOWBALL]

I'm up like 136 in the last 20 minutes playing shorthanded 2/4 LHE

I'm also all juiced up on meds, coffee, and listening to good music. I'm gonna eat some ice cream cake in like an hour for my stepmom's birthday. Holla

[skeetm0n]

tl dr

[SkinnyLittleTwig]

how big is your penis?

[SkeetyMcdoogle]

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how big is your penis?

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yes inches plz