BBV, help me look cool for the Associated Press

[Burdzthewurd]

So I got interviewed by my alma mater's daily newspaper (linky) recently, and apparently some dude that works over at the Boston Statehouse of the AP found my home number and interviewed me over the phone for 15 minutes. Mostly about the effects of a casino in Western/Central Massachusetts on the Umass poker-playing population, but also how often I play, the legality of playing on-campus and on-line, if I'm a lifetime loser, etc.

Anywho, I guess this is somewhat of a big deal since they're sending over a photographer to take pictures of me playing online or something (though I am a little worried that it's some ridiculous sting operation to arrest me since I have no idea how they got my home number since I never post that publicly). I live with my father, don't have my own bed, room, closet or anything remotely close to baller. So I ask you BBV for your suggestions on either how to come off as either semi-decent or (a funnier option) some complete degenerate crazy person. Friends and family will see this article, so the better or worse I look, the better.

[keikiwai]

laptop at starbucks

[LeezZard]

You going to jail.

[KhalynYohrk]

topless on lap @ stars w bucks

[ILOVEGRIMSTARR]

Stay over at grim's house for a night. He needs $, u need a balla crib, there u go!

[AbreuTime]

Crunch some beer cans to put next to your computer. That will show you win while drunk. Impressive imo.

[budblown]

Tell them you sold everything to your dad for $1 to avoid tax implications

[Leveh]

Play on a laptop completely nude except for a pair of sunglasses.

[KhalynYohrk]

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Play on a laptop completely nude except for a pair of sunglasses.

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With possibly a sombrero/pirate hat

[hallo!]

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I live with my father, don't have my own bed,

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Am i the only one who finds this deeply disturbing?