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wild pigs were chasing me through the woods, i jumped a creek and thought I lost em', then I got to the other side, their were more pigs, i jumped back in the water , then woke up...real f'ing weird
pigs pwned The_B last night |
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i haven't been to bed yet
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I dreamt I was sleeping in one room with my whole family and there was a toilet in the next room, but I really needed to go, and didn't want to wake anyone. So I lay on my side, and crapped lying there, and held it with my fingers as it came out. It was hard, like a chocolate bar.
Then I carefully got up, went into the toilet, flushed the turd, and washed my hands and went back to bed. How this is less disturbing than just getting up to crap I have no idea. I welcome explanations for this. |
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When I dream, I dream of internet memes, and this video has like 20 of them rolled into one. The first 45 seconds are the best, so unless you are really diggin' it you can just close it after that.
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So I lay on my side, and crapped lying there, and held it with my fingers as it came out. [/ QUOTE ] f'ing gross, but very normal...your family should appreciate you being so thoughtful |
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i had two dreams. in the first one i died. in the second one i got a car wreck while masturbating. pretty solid night for me.
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extremly fat women. needless to say it was wet dream
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I was walking down a dirt raod/nature path and I heard behind me a bear noise but I wasnt scared because I just thought it was a black bear but I turned around and it was a grizzly bear and I was like holy [censored] and slowly started to back away. Then a car came zooming down the dirt road and told me to hop in so I hopped in. And who other than John [censored] Candy was driving that bitch. All of sudden it is night time and the bear bust down the drivers side door and is pouncing on it and John Candy is like "...big bear, big bear, big big bear".
I guess the meaning of my dream is I miss John Candy [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] |
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![]() i dreamt that i was laying there and there was pounding on the outside of the house. it was really loud and it would not stop. i dreamt that i couldnt' fall back asleep. also, we're having our siding repaired today. |
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I was too far gone by that time to even remember dreaming, or actually trying to go to sleep for that matter.
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