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Cosmo magazine reveals \'His #1 Sex Fantasy\'
(Preface: I was at Sky Harbor Airport (Phoenix) today to send off my 13 y.o. nephew back to his folks who live just outside of Portland, OR. A week of him is a whole 'nother story but, WHEW, was I glad to see him go. While waiting for the flight I browsed the sundries shop and checked out the magazines when one of the features of the current issue of Cosmopolitan caught my eye. I wanted to post about it but couldn't memorize the whole thing so (when nobody was looking) I bought it and had them put it quickly into a bag.)
The current issue of Cosmopolitan magazine boldly features an article titled 'His #1 Sex Fantasy' w/ the subheading 'No woman has had the nerve to try this on him....and He'll go totally nuts when YOU do it.' Well, I think the 'standard' #1 male sex fantasy is an orgy with the female celebrities of your choice that involves a great deal of lesbo action and a few things your girlfriend won't do. I'm sure that many of you would prefer to engage in 'weird' fetishes that you won't admit to but, still, I think we can all agree that what I've laid out is pretty much the standard. So what does Cosmo have to say? I'm going to quote some of the highlights: '.....dudes dream about threesomes and doing it in odd places. But your guy has another wish, a secret one that he's dying for you to make come true: to be dominated in bed.......most men crave this kind of sex.......we don't mean anything that involves scary equipment.....he wants you to attack him out of nowhere. But if you literallyattack him out of nowhere he'll scream and cover his man bits......give him advance warning......pouncing when he least expects it.......oral sex as soon as he walks through the door.......you can bring light bondage into the mix-hand cuffs are not required......your sex slave will love it.' And that is it, Cosmos #1 male sex fantasy! (btw, there are some other interesting articles including: 'My boyfriend didn't change his boxers for 3 months?', 'Feel sex more intensely: A guide to your body during the deed' and 'Could you man be gay: The foolproof sign'.) Now remember we are leaving out the 'standard' sex fantasy of an orgy with the femal celebrities of your choice that includes lots of lesbo action and things your girlfriend won't do! |
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Re: Cosmo magazine reveals \'His #1 Sex Fantasy\'
lol @ you trying to rationalize the purchase of a cosmo
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Re: Cosmo magazine reveals \'His #1 Sex Fantasy\'
I'm a lazy bastard and I like it when women do the work and aggressively take control of my penis
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Re: Cosmo magazine reveals \'His #1 Sex Fantasy\'
This is actually somewhat true at least for me. I like sexually aggressive girls. I like girls who like sex and don't have a problem showing it. I don't like the bondage stuff (in either direction) but I like it when a chick jumps me.
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Re: Cosmo magazine reveals \'His #1 Sex Fantasy\'
I've found it's way more common for women to have a secret fantasy to be dominated in bed. And by that I don't mean man on top--stuff like light bondage, being verbally ordered around, etc.
edit: now that I think about it, this is somewhat true. Aftre all, every porn movie involves the guy getting laid with absolutely no effort on his part. |
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Re: Cosmo magazine reveals \'His #1 Sex Fantasy\'
Ya i have to somewhat agree since the best sex i had with my ex was the time she was drunk and ravaged me when I stepped through the door. But as far as it being my #1 i would really have to put alot more thought into it I think, but this closely ranks near sex in risky places.
edit: Ill just combine the 2, women taking control of me in a risky place |
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Re: Cosmo magazine reveals \'His #1 Sex Fantasy\'
My ultimate fantasy is for her to lie naked on the bed, face up
Then, I slowly bring my face to her female bits And then they smell like Creme de Cassis!! And then I bring my tongue and slowly start licking And it tastes like Creme de Cassis!! And then as she gets excited, more and more Creme de Cassis floods from her woman-bits, and I eagerly lap it up She orgasms, I get tipsy/drunk from the Creme de Cassis. Afterwards, when we are both spent, I pour some vodka, grenadine and orange juice into her genitals, and mix them together Wow I am hot just writing about it |
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Re: Cosmo magazine reveals \'His #1 Sex Fantasy\'
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lol @ you trying to rationalize the purchase of a cosmo [/ QUOTE ] For all I know buying a Cosmo is the foolproof sign that I am gay. Now I'm afraid to read that article to find out. |
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Re: Cosmo magazine reveals \'His #1 Sex Fantasy\'
One of my sexual high lights is when my girlfriend pretty much did this. Good effing times.
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I wouldn't say I ever thought of it being my sexual fantasy but I must say that it was very intense for both of us the night my girlfriend took control of the lovemaking for once, she unzipped me, blew me hard, lead me to the bedroom, shoved me on my back and then reverse straddled me in to 69 position, she blew me while i ate her out until she came on my face then she turned around and rode me until i couldn't hold it any longer then came inside her. Very intense.
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