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Words of Wisdom from Batman
Quotes from the Dark Knight
Some gems: Robin: "You can't get away from Batman that easy!" Batman: "Easily." Robin: "Easily." Batman: "Good grammar is essential, Robin." Robin: "Thank you." Batman: "You're welcome." Batman to Robin: "Stop fiddling with that atomic pile and come down here!" Bruce: "Most Americans don't realize what we owe to the ancient Incas. Very few appreciate they gave us the white potato and many varieties of Indian corn." Dick: "Now whenever I eat mashed potatos, I for one will think of the Incas." Batman: "Man-eating lilacs have no teeth, Robin. It's a process of ingestion through their tentacles." |
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This kind of thing was one of the joys or the live-action t.v. show. It also pops up, but without any self-conscious enjoyment of its own ridiculousness, in old shows like Dragnet.
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This doesn't really fit in this thread, but it has to do with comics and I like it.
Top 15 Unintentionally Funny Comic Book Scenes |
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Robin, looking at Batgirl: "You know something, Batman?"
Batman: "What's that, Robin?" Robin: "She looks very pretty when she's asleep." Batman: "I thought you might eventually notice that. That single statement indicates to me the first oncoming thrust of manhood, old chum." |
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Batman: "Go back outside and calm the flower children."
Robin: "They'll mob me!" Batman: "Groovy." What does this even mean |
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Batman: "Nobody wants war."
Robin: "Gee, Batman. Belgravia's such a small country. We'd beat them in a few hours." Batman: "Yes, and then we'd have to support them for years." |
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Robin: "Where'd you get a live fish, Batman?"
Batman: "The true crimefighter always carries everything he needs in his utility belt, Robin." Robin: "Gosh, Batman, this camel grass juice is great." Batman: "Beware of strong stimulants, Robin." Robin: "If we close our eyes, we can't see anything." Batman: "A sound observation, Robin." |
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Batman: "Nobody wants war." Robin: "Gee, Batman. Belgravia's such a small country. We'd beat them in a few hours." Batman: "Yes, and then we'd have to support them for years." [/ QUOTE ] Timeless. |
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This doesn't really fit in this thread, but it has to do with comics and I like it. Top 15 Unintentionally Funny Comic Book Scenes [/ QUOTE ] The joker one is just really, really funny. |
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Robin: "Where'd you get a live fish, Batman?" Batman: "The true crimefighter always carries everything he needs in his utility belt, Robin." Robin: "Gosh, Batman, this camel grass juice is great." Batman: "Beware of strong stimulants, Robin." Robin: "If we close our eyes, we can't see anything." Batman: "A sound observation, Robin." [/ QUOTE ] These were really funny. |
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