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Tuco goes to the Playboy Mansion
Ok, so as a result of some website stuff my ass is going to the FREAKING PLAYBOY MANSION!
I'll be there for the 2nd annual celebrity poker tournament on April 28. Trip report and pics to be posted after obv. So the question is how do I leave my mark? Let the monkeys out of the cage? Strip and jump into the grotto? Down Hef's whole bowl of V? Also need help from TT on what to wear so I don't look like the overweight pasty-white Canadian that I am. I just had my FTP jersey with "sup bro" on the back delivered (#95 obv). Might be a bit ghey tho. One thing I would really like to do is walk up to Paris and ask her "inside?" I do anticipate trying to keep up with Gavin Smith at the bar. Not an easy feat and it will definately result in some hilarity hopefully captured on film. Ideas? Tuco. |
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Re: Tuco goes to the Playboy Mansion
Invest in a good wingman.
Let me check my calendar for that weekend, looks like im available. |
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Re: Tuco goes to the Playboy Mansion
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So the question is how do I leave my mark? [/ QUOTE ] Leave a DNA sample in the pool. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] |
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Re: Tuco goes to the Playboy Mansion
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[ QUOTE ] So the question is how do I leave my mark? [/ QUOTE ] Leave a DNA sample in the pool. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] [/ QUOTE ] Leave a DNA sample in a playmate FYP |
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Re: Tuco goes to the Playboy Mansion
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] So the question is how do I leave my mark? [/ QUOTE ] Leave a DNA sample in the pool. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] [/ QUOTE ] Leave a DNA sample in a playmate FYP [/ QUOTE ] Leave an offspring in a playmate |
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Re: Tuco goes to the Playboy Mansion
28th? Damn I'm bowling that weekend.
Guess I'll be bowla instead of balla. But then I'm never balla. |
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Re: Tuco goes to the Playboy Mansion
I obviously like the inside idea. I think if you try it on a couple of playmates you may have better results.
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Re: Tuco goes to the Playboy Mansion
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Also need help from TT on what to wear so I don't look like the overweight pasty-white Canadian that I am. [/ QUOTE ] your screwed [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] |
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Re: Tuco goes to the Playboy Mansion
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[ QUOTE ] Also need help from TT on what to wear so I don't look like the overweight pasty-white Canadian that I am. [/ QUOTE ] your screwed [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] [/ QUOTE ] HOW DO I GET IT ACROSS TO THE PLAYMATES BY WAY OF MENS FASHION THAT I HAVE POKER MONIES?? |
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Re: Tuco goes to the Playboy Mansion
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] Also need help from TT on what to wear so I don't look like the overweight pasty-white Canadian that I am. [/ QUOTE ] your screwed [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] [/ QUOTE ] HOW DO I GET IT ACROSS TO THE PLAYMATES BY WAY OF MENS FASHION THAT I HAVE POKER MONIES?? [/ QUOTE ] PURPLE FEATHER SLEAVLESS VEST PEACOCK PEACOCK PEACOCK PEACOCK |
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