one for the OOT gals

diebitter · #1 04-19-2006, 05:07 PM

10 irritating things men do in bed

1- Leaving your socks or shoes on
2- Answering your cell phone
3- Engaging in small talk
4- Watching anything other than her
5- Drooling on her (or spitting globs of saliva on her face)
6- Collapsing two seconds after your climax
7- Mentioning the sexual skills of other women
8- Turning sex into stand-up comedy
9- Using infantile pet names for body parts
10- Forgetting about your physiological differences

so, ladies, are these true?

billygrippo · #2 04-19-2006, 05:15 PM

these sound like things that girls do.

aside from #5 and #6 perhapse:

"5- Drooling on her (or spitting globs of saliva on her face)
You can use your saliva as a moisturizer on her genitals, but keep it away from her face. It’s gross, and she won’t care if you’ve seen it in some adult movie."

LMFAO!!!

they DONT like me to spit in their face?! i guess its back to spitting on the ground then. i gotta spit somehwere.

jba · #3 04-19-2006, 05:20 PM

these all sound incredibly obvious except

"6- Collapsing two seconds after your climax"

WTF? forget it, I'm out a like a light.

keikiwai · #4 04-19-2006, 05:20 PM

Number 1: Leaving socks on.

Women do this too. And it is incredibly, incredibly annoying to me, for some inexplicable assenine reason.

The other stuff, I can imagine being more of guy only things.

KaneKungFu123 · #5 04-19-2006, 05:22 PM

man, i dont want to grow old.

The Truth · #6 04-19-2006, 05:23 PM

"Turning sex into stand-up comedy"

They are already laughing...might as well.

blake

adsman · #7 04-19-2006, 05:23 PM

I can't believe they left out dutch ovens. Whenever I dutch oven a girl in bed she gets annoyed. God knows why. Perhaps we should make up our own list.

katyseagull · #8 04-19-2006, 05:23 PM

Speaking of irritating things,

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Great.

diebitter · #9 04-19-2006, 05:24 PM

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Number 1: Leaving socks on.

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lol. This brings back memories. I remember one girl I used to go out with, would leave on her little ankle socks during sex (yeah, come on, get em out of the way...she was 17, if you're interested)

I can't see a girl wearing socks without remembering what we'd get up to....

traz · #10 04-19-2006, 05:25 PM

I laughed pretty hard when it got to drooling