Favorite Uecker quotes from Major League....

[G-Diddy20]

Here are some of mine:

- " Here's the pitch, ahh [censored]...If that's not Shaquille O'Neal in left field this baby's outta here..."

- "The post-game show is brought to you by..."
[searches through his papers]
"Christ, I can't find it. To hell with it."

- " And Heywood sends this one towards South America. Mays'll need a visa if he wants to catch this one. All that's left is a vapor trail..."

- UECKER: "Rick Vaughn gets the starting call today. We hear he matured a lot over the winter, apparently he's bathing now. Congratulations, Rick. As you know, Monte, Vaughn is working on a couple of new pitches. The Eliminator and the Humilator to complement his fastball, the Terminator."
SIDEKICK: "I heard that."
UECKER: "Dynamite drop-in Monte. That broadcast school is really paying off.."

What a great movie, watched it again today and it inspired me to make this thread.