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Old 04-04-2006, 03:22 PM
HarryCH HarryCH is offline
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Anybody got good advice to help quell raging hard-ons? Like when you get on a bus or sitting next to/making out with some hotty.

My friend asked me to post this btw.
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Old 04-04-2006, 03:23 PM
Tony_P Tony_P is offline
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Anybody got good advice to help quell raging hard-ons? Like when you get on a bus or sitting next to/making out with some hotty.

My friend asked me to post this btw.

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Whew, I'd thought I'd die without my daily boner thread fix.
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Old 04-04-2006, 03:24 PM
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My friend asked me to post this btw.

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Yes, I am very curious.

-Spartacus
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Old 04-04-2006, 03:25 PM
Kyo Souma II Kyo Souma II is offline
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On a bus, go through your wallet and try to memorize the serial numbers of all your dollar bills.

With some hotty, uh.. There's a good book called the kama sutra that will teach you all the different ways to SIIHP.
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Old 04-04-2006, 03:25 PM
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Why would you want to quell a boner when you are making out with a hottie [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]
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Old 04-04-2006, 03:25 PM
HarryCH HarryCH is offline
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My friend asked me to post this btw.

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Yes, I am very curious.

-Spartacus

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Why would I lie? I have nothing to hide.

So guys any advice on hiding my erections?
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Old 04-04-2006, 03:26 PM
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I honestly think about Roseanne Arnold naked. It works.
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Old 04-04-2006, 03:26 PM
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Give "your friend" a courtesy reach-around next time.
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Old 04-04-2006, 03:26 PM
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Just be glad that you can get boners. Some day you will have the opposite problem
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Old 04-04-2006, 03:27 PM
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1) Go to restroom
2) Rub one out
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