Ask bort about our lord and savior, Jesus Christ

bort411 · #1 03-24-2006, 05:39 AM

Fire away.

nation · #2 03-24-2006, 05:39 AM

I'm Hindu, sorry.

A_Junglen · #3 03-24-2006, 05:40 AM

Why do I have one leg?

bort411 · #4 03-24-2006, 05:40 AM

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I'm Hindu, sorry.

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That's not a question.

PoBoy321 · #5 03-24-2006, 05:41 AM

bort,

What do you make of differing accounts of the same events in differt books of the NT?

Also, which translation do you think is most accurate?

bort411 · #6 03-24-2006, 05:42 AM

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Why do I have one leg?

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Because Jesus Christ felt that you would have a hard time molesting dogs with only one leg, pervert.

egocidal · #7 03-24-2006, 05:44 AM

Now its just getting old.

BTW, should probably be in SMP.

gobboboy · #8 03-24-2006, 05:45 AM

Could Jesus microwave a burrito SO HOT that he himself could not eat it?

PoBoy321 · #9 03-24-2006, 05:46 AM

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Now its just getting old.

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I'm not sure. I think that these threads would be a good way to determine everyone's areas of expertise in order to form our own little OOTopia.

bort411 · #10 03-24-2006, 05:46 AM

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bort,

What do you make of differing accounts of the same events in differt books of the NT?

Also, which translation do you think is most accurate?

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After 12 years of Catholic education, and several years away from religion of any sort, I can honestly say I have no idea. It seems to me that perhaps the best evidence that Jesus Christ was a devine being was that no one could even come close to accurately documenting his life. And they tried hard.

I exclusively prefer John in discussion of the gospel writers, as his gospel stands out the most.