Strange Halloween TR

[dlorc]

So I was planning on going to some bars and banging some hotty cosplay [censored] as its the only night of the year western chicks cosplay.

I headed over to a friends apartment for a mini drinking session before we headed out to score some slutty hotties.

Anyway as I left his apartment some random chick dressed as a pirate charged down the corridoor and demanded I give in to her sexual demands.

I managed to get a pic on my iphone before she forced me into her room and rode my plank.






















After I was done emptying broadside volleys into her midsection, I left when she was taking a shower and headed to the bar my friends and I had arranged to start at.

After looking at nothing but skanky hoes for an hour or so we were all quite tipsy and planning to go to another bar, one of my female friends has teh herp and aids and I told her she shouldnt drink much more, anyway I went to the bathroom and when I got back she was walking out of there with some geeky mcnerd, I went back to some sluttymchotty I'd been gaming and took her back to my apartment for deserts.

Got up this morning and saw the guy my friend has probably given aids to and followed him to work, to tell him about teh aids, but unfortunately he appears to be hiding behind the watercooler in fear of my 70s porn stache.

Do I go tell him or do I let him find out about the aids himself?

My moustache is quite impressive, I fear he may wet himself if I approach.

[Georgia Avenue]

Watch out bitch I got a shotty.

[divides_by_zero]

I feel like I'm finally something in BBV4L.

Also - sharing a thread with Tom Selleck is beyond awesome.

[PITTM]

lol broadside volleys.