A Terrible "Would You Rather"

[The Dude]

So far I've the opinions of about a dozen people on this, and most don't think it's close. However, there's a pretty even split as to their answer, so I need to pole a larger group.

Also, feel free to explain your answer. I'll post mine in a bit.

Edit: I forgot to add that we can assume the proper lube and warm-up procedure will be used for catching, so that you don't have to worry about any physical damage. Also, you will catch no diseases from either.

[kkcountry]

i can't imagine this is going to be close, assuming you're only poleing heterosexual males.

[Perplexity]

is the dude PA?

is the goat one of these?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Famous_goats

[Mike Kelley]

Thread delivers.

[4erdrugmoney]

catch from a dude. some people think that's acceptable. I'd rather try catching and find it being ok, than getting into a goat and finding pleasure in it

[Smell The Glove]

pitch to a goat, easy. but i already kinda like animals.

[Wheelzie]

i pitch to a goat, that way at least i get something out of it

also....damn dude.......

[MortalWombat]

Depends. Male or female goat?

[The B]

male or female goat?

[Georgia Avenue]

Lol easiest answer ever, if I can pick the Dude.

I mean, the dude.


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