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Old 09-27-2007, 11:31 PM
DING-DONG YO DING-DONG YO is offline
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Default I still wuv u, BBV4L

WTF, T-Dog? I don't just hop into BBV4L to bitch. Dese are my peoples, uh-huh, jyea. I even wrotes a poems.

roses are red
violets are blue
why does corn reappear
in my poo?
I chew and I chew
but my oh my
it reforms and becomes solid
when I sit on the pot and cry
for it to come out
of my buuhole
o what a site
b/c Taco Bell is open
so late at night.


well, I'm out of town, in my hotel room, bored. I already jacked my prostate dry, ran, talked on the phone. So bored. strip clubs FTW? nah, ain't got money for dat.

Hey, so I saw that GNC had an herbal remedy for BPH (enlarged prostate, got to pee a lot and have weak pee-pee stream.) I think I'll give it a whirl this weekend. Man, it would be great to have such a healthy firehose stream. My Ding-Dong is rather impressive but I feel so inadequate when standing next to some little Johnson dude but his uriniation sounds like someone pouring a bucket of water into a bathtub.

sigh.
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Old 09-27-2007, 11:34 PM
DarkForceRising DarkForceRising is offline
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A+. Would read again.
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Old 09-27-2007, 11:41 PM
Conspire Conspire is offline
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You are an inspiration to us all DDY.
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Old 09-27-2007, 11:46 PM
DING-DONG YO DING-DONG YO is offline
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Here is an MSPaint of one of my 20 trips a day to the urinal since you crazy kiddies love mspaints so much. Yea, I think it's pretty accurate.

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Old 09-27-2007, 11:49 PM
DING-DONG YO DING-DONG YO is offline
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You are an inspiration to us all DDY.

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Sorry I didn't respond to your Wal-Mart thread homey. MY srs biz life has been busy lately.

I hate the globalization and crushing of the working man but DAMN DO I LOVE THOSE LOW PRICES!!!
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Old 09-27-2007, 11:55 PM
DarkForceRising DarkForceRising is offline
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A+. Would read again.

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Actually, I take this back.

D-. I'm not exactly sure how yet, but I am certain you are just trolling Nath with this thread.
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Old 09-27-2007, 11:55 PM
Conspire Conspire is offline
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Its all good, but ya, [censored] wal-mart.
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Old 09-28-2007, 12:20 AM
React1oN React1oN is offline
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awesome MSPAINT [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] DDY
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Old 09-28-2007, 12:26 AM
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[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
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Old 09-28-2007, 12:39 AM
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