Brag: Found wingman

Speedlimits · #1 09-23-2007, 04:00 AM

Roll up to the aesop rock concert at the living room in prov.

Me and my boy go in and pay the [censored] $18 cover so im like OK time to get SOME BITCHES. Since my boy is basically married to his gf of 6yrs i figure im rolling solo on this mission. I talk to some girls from Brown and planted some seeds to see what was up. Start dancing to the [censored] octopuysses (sp?) some no name band that came on before aesop and just acting dumb.

then i find the girls i was talking to earlier (these girls were [censored] hot, 1st girl who i originally wanted was like a 7.5 on my scale which is insane. 2nd gir lwas probably a 6ish).

so they give me money to buy them drinks because they're 18 and im 22 so im like K. THEN THIS [censored] kid rolls up trying to cockblock me. dude is like 6'6 215 so im like [censored] this kid. we talk and agree that we should just work together instead of trying to cockblock each other so we play some pool with the girls and wait for aesop rock to come on.

dude comes in and kills it and then we take off to go back to Brown in his jeep. Its like me and the 6ish girl in the back and the hot girl and him in the front. WE get lost in providence which totally killed the vibe but we eventually found where we were going and get some pizza. I get the girls # and the girls decide they are "tired" and leave. I was like [censored] we failed, 2 seconds later my new wingman is hitting on 2 new girls at this restaurant rofl so sick.

we talk to them for awhile and he gets one of their #'s and we bounce.

NEXT WEEK WE'RE GOING OUT AGAIN I EXPECT AT LEAST 2 GIRLS OR IM GONNA BE HEATED.

beat: my other friend didn't know where i was til i left

mrjetguy · #2 09-23-2007, 04:04 AM

he's probably gay.

Speedlimits · #3 09-23-2007, 04:05 AM

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he's probably gay.

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stop projecting

plzleenowhammy · #4 09-23-2007, 04:06 AM

beat

Thremp · #5 09-23-2007, 04:06 AM

Why not to drunk post...

Grey · #6 09-23-2007, 04:08 AM

[ ] vagina
[x] bragging about some dude

Bulletproof Monk · #7 09-23-2007, 04:13 AM

is he cute?

Speedlimits · #8 09-23-2007, 04:14 AM

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is he cute?

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yes

TruFeelings521 · #9 09-23-2007, 04:23 AM

he sounds like he is taking all of the girls (and the hotter ones) for himself... nice wingman...

Speedlimits · #10 09-23-2007, 04:29 AM

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he sounds like he is taking all of the girls (and the hotter ones) for himself... nice wingman...

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not necessarily. It depends who the girls like more, if one girl likes me more and he is talking to her we'll switch etc.

IT'S A TEAM

also i realize half the people that respond to this thread are virgins so it's not really relevant to them