(PhotoshopStory) The Truth of the Matter, Pt. 1: The One About my Door

[BowToYourSensei]

been a while since i've done a photoshop story, and since i couldn't come up with a storyline for the already in progress stories, i decided to start another story. but about who? then i decided, who in the hell on BBV is more fascinating than me?!

it's with that in mind that i present to you the first part of my photoshop autobiography...

The Truth of the Matter, Part 1: The One About My Door

Most of you bastards don't believe any of my stories, so i figure it could be done more convincingly if i did it in picture form.

The first of my potentially true, potentially false stories deals with the bedroom door of my apartment. The story goes that i had a bad series of sessions of poker and in a fit of rage ripped the door of the hinges and threw it in my pool. admittedly that's not ENTIRELY true. here's how it really happened....



it was a typical day when i got home from class, turned on BBV and noticed my arch-nemesis putting the finishing touches on a hudge brag for himself.



gambler2k4 had just won 21k in the nightly 100k and cost me my title as the official gambler2k4 historian.

understandably i was a little upset.



i went into my closet, changed my clothes, and prepared to do what any normal person would do when a minor setback befalls them



i was about to flip the switch when i realized i hadn't prepared the jihad correctly. allah would be mad at me.

so i went and shaved, put on my people's traditional religious garb and began to recite verses from teh quran as my translator stood behind me.



i then got on a plane



and took part in the mecca pilgrimage



and sent video tapes to the major news networks including fox, cnn and al jazeera.



i then flew back completely prepared for what i had to do.



and wouldn't you know it, the god damned switch wouldn't work.

i then went to my door enraged, and ripped it off.



not exactly sure what to do with it i went outside to the pool while i bunch of little kids were in it





and that's how i lost my door...and got arrested for 792 violations of the Patriot Act.




To Be Continued....(if i don't end up in Guantanamo)

[ImsaKidd]

BTYS please post more.

[Heavens_Myst]

didn't laugh, sry btys

[rothko]

eff for effort

[BowToYourSensei]

eh, can't win em all i suppose

[ughaulkghalugh]

needs more creativity btys

[crucialshipment]

Haters are such idiots, and they never have any clue why they're idiots.

Lol at getting on a plane.

[ufknpissmeoff]

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Haters are such idiots, and they never have any clue why they're idiots.

Lol at getting on a plane.

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Tell me more.

[blutarski]

Why do Persians always have such high opinions of themselves?

[CompleteDonk]

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