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Old 10-13-2006, 10:03 PM
what it do kid what it do kid is offline
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It is what it is ho. I got bitches straight up comin out they halter tops beggin me to be bbv mod. Screamin "what it do baby mod me harder" and shtt. Well I ain't about all that. I say if this kid can rise from the trap to become the greatest ever in the game, bbv don't need any mods tellin us what it do. WE KNOW WHAT IT DO.

So these bitches is mashin them titties all up in my face right and I'm like ease off bitch it aint time for titty mashin. Its time for us to gettin some fccked up off that Player's Extreme Apple Infused Vodka. You know I got that $5 (holla) rebate back today so I was feelin fresh. I bounced back out to the trap to pick up some monster cause you know it be live.

While I'm out there I run into some bitch with this nasty mole on her arm and I'm like "what it do" and she grabs my dick. She's like "come to this poker game" and I'm like "sho nuff." We head to the spot and there's like 9 chinese kids with fat wallets and I'm like aww shtt. The bitch takes out her titties and I pull out my strap and take all the money. This one dude is makin sexy eyes at me and shtt so I capped him. I popped this other kid and stole his sunglasses cause they was bangin. This nekkid bitch grabs onto my dick again so I take her back to the crib.

Now I got this fine bitch suckin on my shtt except I told her to keep her right arm where I can't see it cause that shtt is nasty. I gotta post this brag.

what it do bbv
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Old 10-13-2006, 10:08 PM
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You know I got that $5 (holla) rakeback back today so I was feelin fresh. I bounced back out to the trap to pick up some monster cause you know it be live.

what it do bbv

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Old 10-13-2006, 10:08 PM
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in 6 post you've all ready surpassed the former greats of bbv
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Old 10-13-2006, 10:10 PM
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Do you work in Accounts Recievable?

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Old 10-13-2006, 10:17 PM
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quality
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Old 10-13-2006, 10:28 PM
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what it do bbv

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thats strong
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Old 10-13-2006, 10:28 PM
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Titties in his face
Bitch on his waist
Bustin caps in their face
Asians littering the place
what it do kidd
As ruthless as that nigga Mace
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Old 10-13-2006, 10:33 PM
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While I'm out there I run into some bitch with this nasty mole on her arm and I'm like "what it do" and she grabs my dick. She's like "come to this poker game" and I'm like "sho nuff." We head to the spot and there's like 9 chinese kids with fat wallets and I'm like aww shtt. The bitch takes out her titties and I pull out my strap and take all the money. This one dude is makin sexy eyes at me and shtt so I capped him. I popped this other kid and stole his sunglasses cause they was bangin. This nekkid bitch grabs onto my dick again so I take her back to the crib.

Now I got this fine bitch suckin on my shtt except I told her to keep her right arm where I can't see it cause that shtt is nasty. I gotta post this brag.

what it do bbv

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lol what it do playa

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Old 10-13-2006, 11:59 PM
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can't let this one die just yet.

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Old 10-14-2006, 01:35 AM
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