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Old 09-12-2007, 04:05 PM
Limesparks Limesparks is offline
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Default i SERVED a retarted homophober

walking home from school today i was standing at the corner of an intersection waiting for the light to change and this cruddy civic with two dudes in it rolls up like 3 feet from me and a guy says something. i said what because i thought they were lost or something and the guy says louder YOUR A F****T (i spell 'you're' wrong on purpose because i'm typing in dialect here) YOUR A F****T!!! which was weird because i mean im not a f*****t and im a little skinny and small but not really all that fashionable either.

anyway im standing there confused and then i notice hes got one of those dominos pizza triangle signs on the top of his car, and there's a dominos near my house, and sure enough his car is there when i walk by minutes later.

so i call the dominos when i get home and tell the manager not only did he scream obscenities at me but there was also some non-pizza dude rolling with him on a delivery which probably isnt cool either, and i wouldnt feel comfortable ordering pizza from a place that allowed emotional terrorists to touch my food (not that i ever would dominos tastes bad and has lard in the dough and im a vegetarian [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]) the manager said hes had a problem with this cat before but believe him it will be the LAST problem.

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Old 09-12-2007, 04:07 PM
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Old 09-12-2007, 04:08 PM
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Default Re: i SERVED a retarted homophober

You should probably go into hiding for a while now. Or carry a taser.
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Old 09-12-2007, 04:08 PM
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Old 09-12-2007, 04:09 PM
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Old 09-12-2007, 04:09 PM
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i liked the typing in dialect.
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Old 09-12-2007, 04:11 PM
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You should of ordered a pizza from dominos, then wait in the bushes for that douchebag to show up at your door. Right after he knocks u jump out with a baseball bat and beat him down.
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Old 09-12-2007, 04:13 PM
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"You should of ordered a pizza from dominos, then wait in the bushes for that douchebag to show up at your door. Right after he knocks u jump out with a baseball bat and beat him down. "

Kid from my HS did this, except instead they shot him and stole his 20 bucks or whatever. They PLANNED this.

We tried to get him to speak via sattelite for graduation, but it did not work out.
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Old 09-12-2007, 04:18 PM
Quanah Parker Quanah Parker is offline
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Default Re: i SERVED a retarted homophober

1-Order the pizza from the Domino's guy.
2-Kidnap him and sodomize him.
3-All the while, keep screaming at him, "WHO'S THE F*****T NOW!!!???"

Trust me, that will teach him a lesson and confuse the hell outta him.
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Old 09-12-2007, 04:25 PM
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Default Re: i SERVED a retarted homophober

I was hoping this thread was about dancing.

Though,

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