taking a ho to prom?

[JaBlue]

this is a somewhat serious post - a friend and I are talking today and conversation goes something like this:

-[censored] dude a bitch for prom is hard to find
-yeah, I don't really care if I go or not but I think I'll find someone to go. If worst comes to worst there's a girl who offered to be my backup
-yeah all girls from our school are taken all ready, I don't care if I go to prom or not but I do know that a) i'm wearing a zoot suit and b) i am getting laid that night
... are you [jablue] willing to throw down for a couple of hoes?
- that might be a good idea... maybe... lets see what craigslist has to offer
- I don't know if I'm down with craigslist pussy
- OK lets ask [teacher] where the good spots are to pick up hoes in the city [san francisco]
- we're not going to go to extreme lengths or anything but this just might be brilliant


SO OOT, and especially san francisco OOT, what do you think of this idea?

I think I remember that El D knows hoes personally. If he can provide pictures and my friend and I actually do this, he may get a little kick back... other san franciscans, where can you go to find hoes?

[Dynasty]

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-yeah all girls from our school are taken all ready

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What's the ratio of boys to girls at your school? It's hard to believe all juniors and sophmores are taken.

[yasher]

english, man!

you want to take a prostitute to prom?

i assume you don't mean a crack ho... a high class escort perhaps?

i also don't believe that its that hard to find a hot chick at school that wants to go to prom with you. you're in california, man! if you have enough money for a prostitute, you've got enough money to get a hummer limo and be all flashy for high school aged chicks.. no?

man i wish i'd done prom right.

yasher

[Warik]

For the money you're going to spend on a "ho" (I prefer the term "whore") to prom, you're better off skipping prom and spending that $ to nail her instead.

[mroels]

Take one of the uglier girls from your school to prom... its a nice thing to do for her...you don't have to really worry about impressing her too much (but do be nice, its an important night for girls), she'll probably be a garaunteed lay.

I had a girlfriend when i had my prom but my best friend just broke up with his and took a so-so chick from school. He had a really good time, she had an even better time especially since she would never have gotten into the after prom parties.

[JaBlue]

our school is absolutely terrible for girls. 95% of girls are completely untakable. NO JOKE. The school is 55% asian and they aren't hot asians, they're study asians. And by ho I do not mean crackwhore.

[mroels]

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The school is 55% asian and they aren't hot asians, they're study asians.

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take one of those...if you get real drunk you can piss and puke on 'em...or so the internet will have you believe

[JaBlue]

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The school is 55% asian and they aren't hot asians, they're study asians.

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take one of those...if you get real drunk you can piss and puke on 'em...or so the internet will have you believe

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dude this is not happeneing

and to clarify: our conversation is half-joking and half-serious; it could end up being extremely funny (and fun) - some of the point of it is to actually show up at prom with a [censored] whore.


and last thing is there is a much MUCH higher chance that I end up asking this somewhat cute girl (6.5) with an awesome personality

but for the sake of this post lets assume that its likely i'll go with whores

[MEbenhoe]

dood, WTF? you're in HS?

[jaydub]

A 17 year old asking a bunch of degenerate gamblers about taking a prostitute to prom is funny on multiple levels.

J