Soliciting ideas for a 65th bday present for my Dad

[Slow Play Ray]

So my Dad is turning 65 this weekend, and we are having a small little family surprise gathering for him. The problem is, I have no idea what to get him anymore. He's retired and isn't too big on hobbies - they can summed up mainly by playing Keno and drinking Miller Lite (gee, I wonder who I take after). I have a couple joke gifts I'm going to get, like a box of golf/keno pencils, but I can't come up with anything "real" to get him. Also he is not into technology at all. He has a computer but never even turns it on.

Help me OOT.