The life of a professional railbird

[HIV]

You may have wondered where I have been since I went busto. Well, the answer is still the same, I have been here, in the background, in the shadows.

Most of my time is spent nowadays, railbirding. Therefore I am making this post to give you and INSIGHT into how MY day goes, and what I do all day.

My normal day begins when I wake up. I usually go on AIM to see if I got any IMs, then I fire up full tilt and see what the good games are. First I look NL, then limit. I prefer railing the biggest stakes but I can rail down to 25-50NL, and 100/200 LHE if nothing is going. I can also rail PLO or mixed games.

Screenshot of me railing some full tilt (with jessica alba obv):

After a few hours of railing, I eat lunch or whatever, then I log on to stars to rail. My favorite feature of stars is seat hopping. I have access to all the high stakes game, and many of you have seen me seat hopping. I usually seat hop for a big pot or to get someone's attention that I know, but I can seat hop at ANY time for ANY reason. Be aware.

The famous iamhiv seat-hop:


Since I am a professional railbird, I am very capable of multi table and multi site railing. To prove this, here is a screenshot:



I hope this answers any questions you might have about professional railbirding. I consider myself the top railbird on the internet nowadays, and challenge anyone to contest me, such as this new up and comer LUCKYJIMM. lucky, HU 10k table railing freezeout?

Anyways, gl to everyone, ill be railing.

hiv

[Mrage]

So when are you planning to make your comeback?

[Ribsauce]

go outside?

[SimonBarSinister]

<3 HIV. LOLOLo
Must be a big week for you then with FTOPS goin on!!

[shipitkthx]

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lucky, HU 10k table railing freezeout?

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Not sure how this would work, but lets make it happen. Possible options:

A. Endurance Freeze Out: Who can rail the longest before passing out.
B. Post Timing: You both have to post all the big pots for a 12 hour period. Points are given based on who gets the HHs on 2+2 first.

GOGOGO

[tereg]

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I consider myself-self-self-self the luckiest man-man-man-man on the face of the earth-earth-earth, and challenge anyone to contest me

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I lol'd at your post.

A+ material

[The Velour Fog]

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lucky, HU 10k table railing freezeout?

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Not sure how this would work, but lets make it happen. Possible options:

A. Endurance Freeze Out: Who can rail the longest before passing out.
B. Post Timing: You both have to post all the big pots for a 12 hour period. Points are given based on who gets the HHs on 2+2 first.

GOGOGO

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i really really like this idea

[whiffer1983]

damn, so are u living in ur moms basement or what? this is very sad life indeed. F

[SmartBugger]

[ ] Waste of time
[ ] Somewhat thread worthy
[X] Thread worthy with Creativity
[ ] Thread worthy with female nudity (no older than 25 yrs)



There is only ONE way this thread could get better.

[Bikini Wax]

u werent even at my FTOPS FT, s PLHE not worthy of your godly rail?