Table talk. Or how I made the easiest $400 with AA.

[mused01]

This is how it all started:

POKERSTARS GAME #11707310664: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($2/$4) - 2007/08/26 - 17:44:09 (ET)
Table 'Trinculo' 6-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: Razorbacker7 ($396 in chips)
Seat 3: greg1osu ($583.60 in chips)
Seat 4: mused01 ($561.15 in chips)
Seat 5: skkma ($361.30 in chips)
Seat 6: Jackal44 ($435.25 in chips)
mused01: posts small blind $2
skkma: posts big blind $4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to mused01 [Js Jc]
senegeorges leaves the table
Jackal44: raises $12 to $16
Razorbacker7: folds
DaMayor32 joins the table at seat #2
greg1osu: folds
mused01: raises $40 to $56
skkma: folds
Jackal44 said, "uh oh, here comes nut peddler #2...i have big hand, but u get no action"
Jackal44: folds
mused01 collected $36 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $36 | Rake $0
Seat 1: Razorbacker7 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: greg1osu (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: mused01 (small blind) collected ($36)
Seat 5: skkma (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: Jackal44 folded before Flop

The guy then claims that he is just messing around at 2/4 and regularly plays the highest stakes at local NL gigs in NYC. So I try calling him out on it and this is what ensues:

PokerStars Game #11707417747: Hold'em No Limit ($2/$4) - 2007/08/26 - 17:49:58 (ET)
Table 'Trinculo' 6-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 2: DaMayor32 ($305.40 in chips)
Seat 3: greg1osu ($577.60 in chips)
Seat 4: mused01 ($581.15 in chips)
Seat 5: skkma ($403.30 in chips)
Seat 6: Jackal44 ($402.25 in chips)
Jackal44: posts small blind $2
Razorbacker7: is sitting out
DaMayor32: posts big blind $4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to mused01 [6c 5h]
greg1osu: folds
Razorbacker7 leaves the table
mused01 said, "prove you're messing aroudn then"
mused01 said, "shove this prelfop"
mused01 said, "now"
skkma said, "2-4 just your limit"
mused01: folds
skkma: calls $4
Jackal44 said, "how do you even speak after checking that"
Jackal44: folds
DaMayor32: checks
*** FLOP *** [9d Ks 7c]
mused01 said, "shove it?"
mused01 said, "oh you folded"
mused01 said, "NIT"
DaMayor32: checks
skkma: bets $12
DaMayor32: calls $12
*** TURN *** [9d Ks 7c] [Jc]
DaMayor32: checks
Jackal44 said, "what do you want me to do..."
skkma: bets $12
DaMayor32: folds
mused01 said, "shove the next preflop"
skkma collected $32.35 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $34 | Rake $1.65
Board [9d Ks 7c Jc]
Seat 2: DaMayor32 (big blind) folded on the Turn
Seat 3: greg1osu folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: mused01 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: skkma (button) collected ($32.35)
Seat 6: Jackal44 (small blind) folded before Flop

PokerStars Game #11707430082: Hold'em No Limit ($2/$4) - 2007/08/26 - 17:50:39 (ET)
Table 'Trinculo' 6-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 2: DaMayor32 ($289.40 in chips)
Seat 3: greg1osu ($577.60 in chips)
Seat 4: mused01 ($581.15 in chips)
Seat 5: skkma ($419.65 in chips)
Seat 6: Jackal44 ($400.25 in chips)
DaMayor32: posts small blind $2
greg1osu: posts big blind $4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to mused01 [6d 3h]
mused01: folds
Jackal44 said, "didn't see your note, will do"
skkma: folds
Papa Viper joins the table at seat #1
Jackal44: raises $396.25 to $400.25 and is all-in
DaMayor32: folds
mused01 said, "lol one more"
greg1osu: folds
Jackal44 collected $10 from pot
Jackal44: shows [2s 5h] (high card Five)
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $10 | Rake $0
Seat 2: DaMayor32 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: greg1osu (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: mused01 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: skkma folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Jackal44 (button) collected ($10)

PokerStars Game #11707437574: Hold'em No Limit ($2/$4) - 2007/08/26 - 17:51:04 (ET)
Table 'Trinculo' 6-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: Papa Viper ($82.70 in chips)
Seat 2: DaMayor32 ($287.40 in chips)
Seat 3: greg1osu ($573.60 in chips)
Seat 4: mused01 ($581.15 in chips)
Seat 5: skkma ($419.65 in chips)
Seat 6: Jackal44 ($406.25 in chips)
greg1osu: posts small blind $2
mused01: posts big blind $4
Papa Viper: posts big blind $4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to mused01 [As Ac]
skkma: folds
Jackal44 said, "ok, one more..thats it"
Jackal44: raises $402.25 to $406.25 and is all-in
Papa Viper: folds
DaMayor32: folds
greg1osu: folds
mused01: calls $402.25
*** FLOP *** [Qh Qs 3s]
*** TURN *** [Qh Qs 3s] [Ad]
*** RIVER *** [Qh Qs 3s Ad] [6h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
mused01: shows [As Ac] (a full house, Aces full of Queens)
Jackal44: mucks hand
mused01 collected $815.50 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $818.50 | Rake $3
Board [Qh Qs 3s Ad 6h]
Seat 1: Papa Viper folded before Flop
Seat 2: DaMayor32 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: greg1osu (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: mused01 (big blind) showed [As Ac] and won ($815.50) with a full house, Aces full of Queens
Seat 5: skkma folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Jackal44 mucked [8s 8d]

[0evg0]

not sure how i should feel about this

[LrdNikon]

Sucks to be him...

[mused01]

The best part was greg1ous was soooooo close to calling. Wow if he called with like say KQ, that would have made my year.

[holland3r]

greg1osu obviously being nut peddler #1.

[icanseeyourcards]

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The best part was greg1ous was soooooo close to calling. Wow if he called with like say Q3, that would have made my year.

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[0evg0]

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The best part was greg1ous was soooooo close to calling. Wow if he called with like say KQ, that would have made my year.

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greg1osu's calling range is probably like A5+/22+ or something totally retarded like that

[im a model]

that reminds me when i used to play online, i would to this nifty trick. i dont know if its still like this, but the cards used to come one at a time, so there was like a second or two between cards being dealt. i would always have typed into the chat window, "next hand im going all in no matter what." and the instant the first card came and it was an ace i would hit enter so it looked like i had typed it last hand. so then i had like a 1 in 10 chance of the other card being a K or another A. if not i would fold and say i was talking about next hand. then if the next hand sucked i would fold that too and tell everyone to suck my balls.

[Parlay Slow]

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greg1osu obviously being nut peddler #1.

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lol

[Jiganti]

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that reminds me when i used to play online, i would to this nifty trick. i dont know if its still like this, but the cards used to come one at a time, so there was like a second or two between cards being dealt. i would always have typed into the chat window, "next hand im going all in no matter what." and the instant the first card came and it was an ace i would hit enter so it looked like i had typed it last hand. so then i had like a 1 in 10 chance of the other card being a K or another A. if not i would fold and say i was talking about next hand. then if the next hand sucked i would fold that too and tell everyone to suck my balls.

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You probably offered a lot of people a nice ball sucking over the years.