beat: crapped my pants @ work today

bigt2k4 · #1 08-17-2007, 01:10 AM

I was hanging a leak @ one of the urinals when my coworker (who is a huge douchebag) farted really really loud and stunk up the whole washroom. I felt a little gas so I decided to stink it up for him too and tried to let one rip and crap went everywhere in my pants. It was pure liquid and really messy. Anyway I had to go home for the day to clean up, but I will get my revenge. I saved a little stool sample that I will put in his coffee tomorro morning.

sebbb · #2 08-17-2007, 01:11 AM

hey when the liquid came out of your ass was it spinning clockwise or counterclockwise?

filsteal · #3 08-17-2007, 01:13 AM

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I was hanging a leak @ one of the urinals when my coworker (who is a kangaroo-sized douchebag) farted really really loud and stunk up the whole washroom. I felt a little gas so I decided to stink it up for him too and tried to let one rip and crap went everywhere in my pants. It was pure liquid and really messy. Crikey! Anyway I had to fly Qantas home for the day to clean up, but I will get my revenge. I saved a little stool sample that I will put in his Vegemite sandwich tomorrow morning.

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FYP

popeye18 · #4 08-17-2007, 01:18 AM

omg thats so crazy cause someone else posted about how their coworker crapped their pants, and it was in the exact same way. What a coincidence.

N 82 50 24 · #5 08-17-2007, 01:22 AM

Loc: UWO/ London, ON
Loc: Sydney, NSW, Australia

Pretty sure they work together.

bigt2k4 · #6 08-17-2007, 01:24 AM

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Loc: UWO/ London, ON
Loc: Sydney, NSW, Australia

Pretty sure they work together.

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don't get it.

bmwguy525 · #7 08-17-2007, 01:25 AM

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Loc: UWO/ London, ON
Loc: Sydney, NSW, Australia

Pretty sure they work together.

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don't get it.

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HAHAHAHAHHAA

sebbb · #8 08-17-2007, 01:25 AM

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Loc: UWO/ London, ON
Loc: Sydney, NSW, Australia

Pretty sure they work together.

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Oh ya nice find they both have those weirds acronyms with W's and that "Loc" bizzaroid thing

filsteal · #9 08-17-2007, 01:22 AM

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omg thats so crazy cause someone else posted about how their coworker crapped their pants, and it was in the exact same way. What a coincidence.

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In Australia, August 16 is National Sh*t Your Pants While Talking To Your Friend Who's At The Urinal Day.