I got berated goot

[iron81]

Set up hand: I got a free look from the BB and hit a hand.


iron81: checks
*** FIRST DRAW ***
johanbcn: discards 2 cards
iron81: discards 5 cards [Jd 8c 9s Kd 6s]
Dealt to iron81 [7c 9d 4d 2d 5h]
3jumpphenom: discards 3 cards
johanbcn: bets $1.45
uiciccuc joins the table at seat #6
iron81: raises $4.35 to $5.80
3jumpphenom: folds
johanbcn: calls $4.35
*** SECOND DRAW ***
johanbcn: discards 1 card
iron81: stands pat on [7c 9d 4d 2d 5h]
johanbcn: checks
iron81: bets $12.45
johanbcn said, "u are a luki donk"
johanbcn said, "fk u"
johanbcn: folds
iron81 collected $12.45 from pot

The warmup:

johanbcn said, "my fist in pur fk galsses donk"
MAGICIAN27 said, "who kicked your cat"
johanbcn said, "ur mum sob"

3 hands later, dude pulls a mindblowingly boneheaded play:

johanbcn: stands pat
iron81: discards 1 card [2c]
Dealt to iron81 [4h 8s 2h 5h] [Ac]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
johanbcn: shows [2d 5d 7c 5s 8c] (Lo: a pair of Fives)
iron81: shows [4h 8s 2h 5h Ac] (Lo: A,8,5,4,2)
iron81 collected $55.30 from pot

And... we're off

johanbcn said, "dia of aids sob"
johanbcn said, "u make me on tilt"
iron81 said, "haha"
johanbcn said, "dis of aids"
johanbcn said, "die of aids"
johanbcn said, "gay"
iron81 said, " [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]"
johanbcn said, "u gonna die today"
johanbcn said, "sob"
johanbcn said, "u are a fk son of a bitx"
iron81 said, "Maybe you should play better"
johanbcn said, "fk donkey+"
johanbcn said, "bitx"
johanbcn said, "pay ur mum with my 20 $"
MAGICIAN27 said, "or atleast tilt the money 2 me"
johanbcn said, "is her price"
johanbcn said, "abort"
iron81 said, "lol"
johanbcn said, "is not ur bussines gaymen"
johanbcn said, "u both are aids gay"
johanbcn said, "and gonnairon u *** face"
johanbcn said, "die soon both gays"
johanbcn said, "son of a bitxes"
MAGICIAN27 said, "your mom stop breast feeding you at a young age"
MAGICIAN27 said, "so much anger"
johanbcn said, "ur mum is a btx"
johanbcn said, "and u are an aids abiort"
MAGICIAN27 said, "you should go get a prost"
johanbcn said, "suk ur dads dik gay"
johanbcn said, "if he is not die of aids"
johanbcn said, "soab"
johanbcn said, "u iron gonna die young"
johanbcn said, "i assure u"
johanbcn said, "u are damned for me"
johanbcn said, "die soon fk soabs"
johanbcn said, "i dman u"
johanbcn said, "think in ur dia the rest ofthe dai"
johanbcn said, "will b soon"

[CaptUnlucky]

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ur mom is a btx

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matasow?

[Heavens_Myst]

was this stars?

[Chump Change]

You already left?

I was about to sit and berate you identically and see if you figured it out.


Edit: Plan B to berate villain identically won't work now either.

[sixfour]

[x] thread delivers
[x] too many cards

[Squareview]

[ QUOTE ]
[x] thread delivers
[x] too many cards

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this is far from delivery

[Chump Change]

[ QUOTE ]
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[x] thread delivers
[x] too many cards

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this is far from delivery

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[Jiganti]

[ ]unlimited hold thems
[x]matusow?

[Hattifnatt]

I expected something better from a guy with a green name.

[siccjay]

You should have called him a turnip truck.