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Old 08-07-2007, 02:49 PM
Montezuma21 Montezuma21 is offline
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Default party chat: moron tries to recruit people to collude.

this is at a party 6-max 200NL table. i don't i've ever heard such a hilariously stupid attempt at collusion. the table was full, it's not like it was even HU.

MASTEMINDED: who wants to make 10000 dollars a week?
Montezuma21: i do. where do i sign?
MASTEMINDED: hold on...
MASTEMINDED: do you have msn?
MASTEMINDED: so we can priuvatly tchat?
Montezuma21: tell me what this involves first.
MASTEMINDED: i know how u n me can work together see?
Montezuma21: on what?
MASTEMINDED: montezuma we can tcheat this whole poker shiit
MASTEMINDED: i have 10 friends doing it right already
Montezuma21: seriously?
MASTEMINDED: 5 friends on a table one stranger...get the picture?
MASTEMINDED: as a matter of fact i have one on this table already
MASTEMINDED: telling me his card n i tell him mines
Montezuma21: yup. but let me ask you this: now that you've aqdmitted to cheating partypoker, what would stop anyone (including me) from reporting you and having your account frozen?
MASTEMINDED: and then we just share the pots n stuffs
MASTEMINDED: naaa i didn t say i cheated
MASTEMINDED: they cant banned me i did not cheat
Montezuma21: well, actually, yes you did.
MASTEMINDED: maeby i am talking about plkay money games? git it?
Montezuma21: admit to it.
Montezuma21: ahhhhhhh, yes, that's very clever.
MASTEMINDED: ok anyways see you then bye
MASTEMINDED: since ur not ok with this
Montezuma21: it's not me you have to worry about, it's party.
Montezuma21: well, maybe me too since i might report this chat.
MASTEMINDED: lol party does not give a f., and they cheat this themselfs i think really!
MASTEMINDED: and report whatever...its ok
MASTEMINDED: because i am here to see who does what!
Montezuma21: i have a nigerian friend i think you'd get along with very well. his name's idi.
Montezuma21: anyways, i'll be emailing party with this chat log.
MASTEMINDED: ok boss
Montezuma21: kidding.
Montezuma21: i'm a nice guy
MASTEMINDED: na go ahead
Montezuma21: ok then.
MASTEMINDED: please do so and feel fulish yourself
MASTEMINDED: your not the first and not the last

Villain get up and leaves. wtf???
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Old 08-07-2007, 02:51 PM
Teh1337zor Teh1337zor is offline
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Default Re: party chat: moron tries to recruit people to collude.

Montezuma21: i have a nigerian friend i think you'd get along with very well. his name's idi.



lol wp op
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Old 08-07-2007, 03:08 PM
luckbox666 luckbox666 is offline
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Default Re: party chat: moron tries to recruit people to collude.

[ QUOTE ]
Montezuma21: i have a nigerian friend i think you'd get along with very well. his name's idi.

[/ QUOTE ]

awesome response. and if you're interested, i've got a way to make $10,000 a week...
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Old 08-07-2007, 03:14 PM
skillgambler skillgambler is offline
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Default Re: party chat: moron tries to recruit people to collude.

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MASTEMINDED: lol party does not give a f., and they cheat this themselfs i think really!


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[x]QFT
[x]rigged
[] more hilariousity by jeffrey dahmer
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Old 08-07-2007, 03:17 PM
LovedBySgtSaLT LovedBySgtSaLT is offline
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Default Re: party chat: moron tries to recruit people to collude.

[x]feel fulish yourself
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Old 08-07-2007, 05:30 PM
Jiganti Jiganti is offline
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Default Re: party chat: moron tries to recruit people to collude.

[x]OP is fulish
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