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Old 07-30-2007, 11:49 PM
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http://lasvegas.craigslist.org/for/383728959.html

Very OLD Bible - $200
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Date: 2007-07-27, 8:50PM PDT


Old. Old Bible

I am Estonian student learning UNLV University studies. Must sell 400 old years Bible. My English is not so good. Poker table betting taking my money and have no money for eating. Jew at pawnshop tells me to go on long walk and fuckself because Bible is grand lie. My good friend Yuri tell me great money invovled with old books in this country. Black man at other pawn shop tells me it's not worth Shine Ola and I tell him what the hell is Shine Ola. I know Ola is Spanish so figure black man make laughs at me. These black ones make loud music and steal so I choose internet

read Latin much easier and detailed historia of this Bible.

Gallia est omnis divisa in partes tres, quarum unam incolunt Belgae, aliam Aquitani, tertiam qui ipsorum lingua Celtae, nostra Galli appellantur.His rebus adducti et auctoritate Orgetorigis permoti constituerunt ea quae ad proficiscendum pertinerent comparare, iumentorum et carrorum quam maximum numerum coemere, sementes quam maximas facere, ut in itinere copia frumenti suppeteret, cum proximis civitatibus pacem et amicitiam confirmare. Ad eas res conficiendas biennium sibi satis esse duxerunt; in tertium annum profectionem lege confirmant. Ad eas res conficiendas Orgetorix deligitur. Is sibi legationem ad civitates suscipit. In eo itinere persuadet Castico, Catamantaloedis filio, Sequano, cuius pater regnum in Sequanis multos annos obtinuerat et a senatu populi Romani amicus appellatus erat, ut regnum in civitate sua occuparet, quod pater ante habuerit; itemque Dumnorigi Haeduo, fratri Diviciaci, qui eo tempore principatum in civitate obtinebat ac maxime plebi acceptus erat, ut idem conaretur persuadet eique filiam suam in matrimonium dat. Perfacile factu esse illis probat conata perficere, propterea quod ipse suae civitatis imperium obtenturus esset: non esse dubium quin totius Galliae plurimum Helvetii possent; se suis copiis suoque exercitu illis regna conciliaturum confirmat. Hac oratione adducti inter se fidem et ius iurandum dant et regno occupato per tres potentissimos ac firmissimos populos totius Galliae sese potiri posse sperant.

I thank you very much for offer
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Old 07-31-2007, 12:18 AM
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rofl, so good
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Old 07-31-2007, 01:57 AM
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Old 07-31-2007, 02:12 AM
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[ QUOTE ]
Old. Old Bible

I am Estonian student learning UNLV University studies. Must sell 400 old years Bible. My English is not so good. Poker table betting taking my money and have no money for eating. Jew at pawnshop tells me to go on long walk and fuckself because Bible is grand lie. My good friend Yuri tell me great money invovled with old books in this country. Black man at other pawn shop tells me it's not worth Shine Ola and I tell him what the hell is Shine Ola. I know Ola is Spanish so figure black man make laughs at me. These black ones make loud music and steal so I choose internet

read Latin much easier and detailed historia of this Bible.

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Anybody else read this part as no "money for eating Jew"?
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Old 07-31-2007, 11:54 AM
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Borat's 2nd generation inbred grandson.
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Old 07-31-2007, 11:56 AM
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Another interesting craigslist post..

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/371623786.html

Seems like a reasonable request.
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Old 07-31-2007, 12:25 PM
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Another interesting craigslist post..

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/371623786.html

Seems like a reasonable request.

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