brag: robe-and-wizard-hat-rolled some old people

[mbillie1]

So a friend and I are reliving the glory of the Blood Ninja dialogs today at work. I decide that it needs to be played out in person in whatever the easiest medium will be. Some old people walk into the store. I tell my friend/coworker I'll give him a ten spot if he drops "I put on my robe and wizard hat", a twenty if he really plays it out and keeps a straight face. The conversation goes as follows (approximately) ...

Him: "Hey guys, how you doing today?"
Them: "Well, I think there's something wrong with my bill, it's very high this month"
Him: "Yeah, I cast level 10 Sprint bill of the infinite, sorry about that."
Them: blank stare
Him: "Let me put on my robe and wizard hat and I can help you. (goes over to computer). You just talked a lot this month. You might want to call the Sorcerer at customer service."
Them: "So... our bill is correct?"
Him: "Yeah. Want to cast level 15 add-a-line-to-your account?"
Them: "Do we want another line?"
Him: "Yeah, I just leveled up. It's pretty important."
Them: "No..."
Him: "Well have a good one."
Them: look at him like he has five heads
Him: "If you need anything, try the Paladin down the hall."
Them: leave in a bizarre mixture of confusion, frustration and hopefully that creepy feeling of having been taken advantage of

beat: out $20

[Squareview]

WOW THIS IS GREAT.FING AWSOME. YOUR THE BEST. ZOMG.





















NOT

[keikiwai]

you and your friend i take it:

[demon102]

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you and your friend i take it:



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uuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.............

[mbillie1]

maybe you had to be there

[ebepse]

i dont know, i sorta like mbillie. if i read this op will it make me like him less?

[plzleenowhammy]

i laughed.. well done op

[prodonkey]

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maybe you had to be there

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Uhm.. I guess we can add 1 to the ghey list.

[mbillie1]

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i dont know, i sorta like mbillie. if i read this op will it make me like him less?

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lol nah, upon rereading it I left out the fact that my friend is a huge [censored] to people, and I forgot that things like this are really only funny when you're there... but whatever.

I thought it was hilarious, but I also think this is hilarious:

[keikiwai]

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i dont know, i sorta like mbillie. if i read this op will it make me like him less?

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no

his story is sort of endearing in a nerdy laugh and snort milk out your nose kinda way