Brag: I went to Saratogga Horse Races

[ThePuma]

Brag: I went to Saratogga Horse Races

Beat: I spent over 500 betting horses. I didnt win anything.

TR.
I thought i would bet one decent horse for 50 say a 5-1 or 4-1 than a fairly long shot for 50 say 8-1 to 12-1 and put 20 on a long shot think 15-1 or higher. Dont think it was good cause i didnt win anything in five races. One race in particular i had horse 10 who was 3-1 and horse 12 a 10-1 both for 50 and well im watching the finish line and i see horse 12 in the lead all the way im like hell yeah. well then all of a sudden i see horse ten charging im like [censored] i want 10-1 on my money not a mesely 3-1 well with my luck they announce unofficialy its horse 10 so i go to collect my moneys and in the photofinish its actually horse 5 that inches over the line ahead of ten. WTF Badbeat? I can never close the deal

Brag: i felt balla betting 50s while friends betting 3 and 5 dollars
Beat: I dont know how to do all those trifectas and boxes and all that. Just straight up for the win.
Variance: If the horses name could be associated with poker it was bet on by me. The first race i saw a horse named Hopehopehope, I instantly thought of the phrase "just one time, please, just one time".

Conclusion; Arent ppl supposed to win their first time at the track, this is why i brought the monies!

[Imrahil]

Full Tilt Poker Game #3093917806: Table Grand Hills - $0.50/$1 - No Limit Hold'em - 16:24:39 ET - 2007/07/29
Seat 1: skinlin ($64.25)
Seat 2: Tiger_Dragon ($37.25)
Seat 3: GMoney2001 ($226.15)
Seat 4: RespectMe17 ($148.65)
Seat 5: Nordic_Warrior1 ($87.95)
Seat 6: Danny_Boy_II ($99)
Seat 7: 17013 ($95)
Seat 8: pricedin ($42)
Seat 9: jimmac323 ($155.35)
jimmac323 posts the small blind of $0.50
skinlin posts the big blind of $1
The button is in seat #8
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to pricedin [5d 9h]
Tiger_Dragon has 15 seconds left to act
Tiger_Dragon folds
GMoney2001 folds
RespectMe17 folds
Nordic_Warrior1 calls $1
Danny_Boy_II folds
17013 folds
pricedin folds
jimmac323 calls $0.50
skinlin checks
*** FLOP *** [Jh Js Qh]
jimmac323 checks
skinlin has 15 seconds left to act
skinlin bets $3
Nordic_Warrior1 folds
jimmac323 calls $3
*** TURN *** [Jh Js Qh] [Th]
jimmac323 checks
skinlin bets $4
jimmac323 calls $4
*** RIVER *** [Jh Js Qh Th] [Ad]
jimmac323 checks
skinlin bets $13
jimmac323 calls $13
*** SHOW DOWN ***
skinlin shows [8s Qd] two pair, Queens and Jacks
jimmac323 shows [8h Tc] two pair, Jacks and Tens
skinlin wins the pot ($40.85) with two pair, Queens and Jacks
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $43 | Rake $2.15
Board: [Jh Js Qh Th Ad]
Seat 1: skinlin (big blind) showed [8s Qd] and won ($40.85) with two pair, Queens and Jacks
Seat 2: Tiger_Dragon didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: GMoney2001 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: RespectMe17 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: Nordic_Warrior1 folded on the Flop
Seat 6: Danny_Boy_II didn't bet (folded)
Seat 7: 17013 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 8: pricedin (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 9: jimmac323 (small blind) showed [8h Tc] and lost with two pair, Jacks and Tens