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Old 07-25-2007, 10:44 PM
JoeyJoJo Shabadu JoeyJoJo Shabadu is offline
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Default Beat after beat after beat... I quit!

Ok... I don't quit, I've never posted beats but but this is just from tonight. The last month or so has run the same way.. it's just getting to me. Someone hug me or something ffs... it's just gruelling. Lucky mofo donkeys...

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t200 (9 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

MP1 (t7335)
MP2 (t5815)
MP3 (t3070)
Hero (t5864)
Button (t3447)
SB (t4266)
BB (t11026)
UTG (t4155)
UTG+1 (t3005)

Preflop: Hero is CO with A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, UTG+1 calls t200, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">MP2 raises to t600</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to t5864</font>, <font color="#666666">3 folds</font>, UTG+1 folds, MP2 calls t5215 (All-In).

Flop: (t12179) 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Turn: (t12179) J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

River: (t12179) 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: t12130

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
MP2 has Kh Ah (flush, ace high).
Hero has Ac As (one pair, aces).
Outcome: MP2 wins t12130. Hero wins t49. </font>

Ooooooh I won 49 at least.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t150 (9 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

MP1 (t3180)
MP2 (t9570)
MP3 (t5975)
CO (t3750)
Hero (t1840)
SB (t10279)
BB (t3600)
UTG (t3915)
UTG+1 (t925)

Preflop: Hero is Button with 7, 7.
[color=#666666]4 folds</font>, [color=#CC3333]MP3 raises to t450</font>, [color=#666666]1 fold</font>, [color=#CC3333]Hero raises to t1840</font>, [color=#666666]2 folds</font>, MP3 calls t1390.

Flop: (t3905) 6, 2, K [color=#0000FF](2 players)</font>

Turn: (t3905) A [color=#0000FF](2 players)</font>

River: (t3905) 9 [color=#0000FF](2 players)</font>

Final Pot: t3905

Results in white below: [color=#FFFFFF]
MP3 has 4h Ah (one pair, aces).
Hero has 7c 7d (one pair, sevens).
Outcome: MP3 wins t3905. </font>

How do you call with Ace 4!!!!!

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t30 (8 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

MP1 (t1370)
MP2 (t4775)
CO (t1095)
Button (t920)
SB (t680)
Hero (t880)
UTG (t1780)
UTG+1 (t4225)

Preflop: Hero is BB with J, J.
[color=#666666]2 folds</font>, MP1 calls t30, MP2 calls t30, CO calls t30, [color=#666666]1 fold</font>, SB completes, [color=#CC3333]Hero raises to t880</font>, MP1 calls t850, MP2 folds, CO calls t850, SB folds.

Flop: (t2700) 8, K, Q [color=#0000FF](3 players)</font>
[color=#CC3333]MP1 bets t490 (All-In)</font>, CO folds.

Turn: (t3190) 5 [color=#0000FF](2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

River: (t3190) 8 [color=#0000FF](2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: t2210

Results in white below: [color=#FFFFFF]
Hero has Jd Jc (two pair, jacks and eights).
MP1 has 5h Kh (two pair, kings and eights).
Outcome: MP1 wins t3190. </font>

King 5? For the love of god make it stop.....


PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t100 (9 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

Button (t3815)
SB (t2550)
Hero (t2490)
UTG (t9455)
UTG+1 (t4665)
MP1 (t3550)
MP2 (t3005)
MP3 (t5660)
CO (t7105)

Preflop: Hero is BB with Q, Q.
[color=#CC3333]UTG raises to t300</font>, [color=#666666]4 folds</font>, CO calls t300, [color=#666666]2 folds</font>, [color=#CC3333]Hero raises to t2490</font>, UTG folds, CO calls t2190.

Flop: (t5330) K, 9, T [color=#0000FF](2 players)</font>

Turn: (t5330) 5 [color=#0000FF](2 players)</font>

River: (t5330) T [color=#0000FF](2 players)</font>

Final Pot: t5330

Results in white below: [color=#FFFFFF]
Hero has Qc Qs (two pair, queens and tens).
CO has Kd 8d (two pair, kings and tens).
Outcome: CO wins t5330. </font>

he tanks for about 40 seconds then calls... decides his K8 must be good....

I am just at a [censored] loss.... it's killing the boy!!!! I used to dine on these people and now I'm the fodder for them...bastages!!!!! MEEEEEEEHJHHMHMHFDHD!
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Old 07-25-2007, 10:48 PM
Vince. Vince. is offline
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Default Re: Beat after beat after beat... I quit!

[x] lol donkaments
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Old 07-25-2007, 10:53 PM
TheWorm967 TheWorm967 is offline
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Default Re: Beat after beat after beat... I quit!

this is easy, play cash
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Old 07-25-2007, 10:54 PM
Jer672 Jer672 is offline
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Default Re: Beat after beat after beat... I quit!

despite being donkaments those dont look like fun hands =/ though they do happen to everybody...everyone is bound to have bad nights
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Old 07-25-2007, 11:03 PM
JoeyJoJo Shabadu JoeyJoJo Shabadu is offline
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Default Re: Beat after beat after beat... I quit!

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this is easy, play cash

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Then i have to learn a totally different game ....
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Old 07-25-2007, 11:07 PM
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Default Re: Beat after beat after beat... I quit!

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Old 07-25-2007, 11:44 PM
ikestoys ikestoys is offline
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Default Re: Beat after beat after beat... I quit!

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this is easy, play cash

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Then i have to learn a totally different game ....

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no.... you'd just have to learn how to play
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