IM A BIG FAT IDIOT MORON TARD AND I WANT TO KILL MYSELF

[Spechel EDD]

[censored] ME IN MY BIG FAT IDIOT MORON TARD ASS

Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.25/$0.50 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

SB: $109.80
BB: $29.10
UTG: $48.55
MP: $48.95
CO: $86.00
Hero (BTN): $93.85

Preflop: Hero is dealt Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (6 Players)
2 folds, <font color="red">CO raises to $1.00</font>, Hero calls $1.00, SB folds, BB calls $0.50

Flop: ($3.25) Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (3 Players)
BB checks, <font color="red">CO bets $13.00</font>, 2 folds

Pot Size: $16.25 ($0.15 Rake)

Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.25/$0.50 Blinds - 5 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

SB: $49.50
BB: $60.05
UTG: $123.30
CO: $99.85
Hero (BTN): $49.00

Preflop: Hero is dealt K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (5 Players)
UTG folds, CO calls $0.50, <font color="red">Hero raises to $2.50</font>, <font color="red">SB raises to $8.00</font>, BB folds, <font color="red">CO raises to $13.50</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises all-in to $49.00</font>, SB folds, CO calls $35.50

Flop: ($106.50) 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Turn: ($106.50) A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

River: ($106.50) 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $106.50 ($2 Rake)

CO had A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (two pair, Aces and Deuces) and WON (+$55.50)
Hero had K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] and LOST (-$49.00)Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.25/$0.50 Blinds - 5 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

SB: $52.25
BB: $71.30
UTG: $111.80
CO: $152.30
Hero (BTN): $50.20

Preflop: Hero is dealt 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (5 Players)
UTG folds, CO calls $0.50, Hero calls $0.50, SB calls $0.25, BB checks

Flop: ($2) 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (4 Players)
SB checks, BB checks, <font color="red">CO bets $5.00</font>, Hero calls $5.00, 2 folds

Turn: ($12) 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">CO bets $2.50</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $8.00</font>, <font color="red">CO raises to $49.50</font>, Hero calls all-in for $36.70
Uncalled bet of $4.80 returned to CO

River: ($101.40) 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $101.40 ($2 Rake)

CO had 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (two pair, Nines and Sevens) and LOST (-$50.20)
Hero had 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (a full house, Nines full of Aces) and WON (+$49.20)

THOSE LAST TWO HANDS ARE TO SHOW HOW BIG AND [censored] STUPID I AM AGAINST THIS VILLIANA ASDLKFHASDKJSDAKJHFJSAFH SAD

[Spechel EDD]

SHOUTOUT TO SKEETYMCDEEZY

[SkeetyMcdoogle]

god edd you suck ( i just lost half my stack )

[Spechel EDD]

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god edd you suck ( i just lost half my stack )

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i shutdown stars before i tried to do some stupid [censored] like three barrel some unknowns

[SkeetyMcdoogle]

THATS MY JOB!

[SkeetyMcdoogle]

PokerStars Game #11065130518: Hold'em No Limit ($0.25/$0.50) - 2007/07/21 - 22:57:22 (ET)
Table 'Leonid' 6-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: NickyBaker ($48.50 in chips)
Seat 2: agstremist ($89.65 in chips)
Seat 3: elcamaleon23 ($22.80 in chips)
Seat 4: jotto77 ($46.95 in chips)
Seat 5: dontcallme85 ($142.40 in chips)
Seat 6: piscogay ($51.25 in chips)
jotto77: posts small blind $0.25
dontcallme85: posts big blind $0.50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to NickyBaker [7h 8h]
piscogay: folds
NickyBaker: raises $1.50 to $2
agstremist: folds
elcamaleon23: folds
jotto77: calls $1.75
dontcallme85: folds
*** FLOP *** [2h Ks Jh]
jotto77: checks
NickyBaker: bets $2.50
jotto77: calls $2.50
*** TURN *** [2h Ks Jh] [6c]
jotto77: checks
NickyBaker: bets $7
jotto77: calls $7
*** RIVER *** [2h Ks Jh 6c] [5d]
jotto77: checks
NickyBaker: bets $17
jotto77: calls $17
*** SHOW DOWN ***
NickyBaker: shows [7h 8h] (high card King)
jotto77: shows [Jc Ac] (a pair of Jacks)
jotto77 collected $54.70 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $57.50 | Rake $2.80
Board [2h Ks Jh 6c 5d]
Seat 1: NickyBaker showed [7h 8h] and lost with high card King
Seat 2: agstremist folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: elcamaleon23 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: jotto77 (small blind) showed [Jc Ac] and won ($54.70) with a pair of Jacks
Seat 5: dontcallme85 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: piscogay folded before Flop (didn't bet)

[CaseS87]

RR hand 1 pre, raise hand 3 pre.

That'll be $5.50 please.

[Spechel EDD]

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RR hand 1 pre, raise hand 3 pre.

That'll be $5.50 please.

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yah normally i would but the past three times ive raised his limp he has 4-bet me to 17 and [censored]. i wanted to see a flop.

i was trying to overlimp him a ton to play as many pots as i could with him.

[/strat]

[holdme]

i dont get it

[holdme]

skeety, you are a nit