ITT, Harry Potter spoilers (srsly) (do not click if you haven't read)

[adanthar]

beat: instead of playing poker I spent today reading deathly hallows for some reason

brag: I read it before most of you suckers

beat: it's pretty crappy and filled with deus ex machinae like every other HP novel

variance: hermione does not actually die

[Superfluous Man]

hermione gets raped lol

[Superfluous Man]

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hermione gets raped lol

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hermione marries ron; he becomes an abusive wife-beating drunk and sells their 10 kids into slavery

the rest of the novel is actually a edith wharton-esque psychological novel. If you loved Ethan Frome and Custom of the Country you'll love Deathly Hollows.

[adanthar]

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ron becomes an abusive wife-beating drunk and sells their 10 kids into slavery

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that would actually make the ending interesting so no [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

"I need to kill off *some* good guys or people will be pissed. hmm...I can take out any of the six or seven big names vital to the plot that might cause this overwritten book to verge on the border of actual literature, or go for someone useless. what do I do?"

dobby the house elf gets it obv

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HAGRID SNAPE MOODY AND DOBBY ALL DEAD

[Gildwulf]

DUMBLEDORE DIES LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[Georgia Avenue]

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DUMBLEDORE DIES LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

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BAN IMO

[4_2_it]

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DUMBLEDORE DIES LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

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Bastard! I just finished Book 3. Thanks for ruining everything. (Hopefully Sirius Black takes over for him.)

[Chump Change]

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DUMBLEDORE DIES LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

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Wasn't he already dead?

[adanthar]

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DUMBLEDORE DIES LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

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Wasn't he already dead?

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he has a heart to heart with Harry anyway, though, making sure to explain the point of the last 650 pages on the way