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Old 07-21-2007, 05:39 PM
Alobar Alobar is offline
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Default where oh where have my aces gone

beat: In my last 1,394 (and counting) hands, I've had Aces exactly one time

variance: They lost

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Old 07-21-2007, 05:41 PM
Spechel EDD Spechel EDD is offline
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oh no call the national guard in for such a disaster
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Old 07-21-2007, 05:54 PM
whoisthedrizzle whoisthedrizzle is offline
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Default Re: where oh where have my aces gone

last night i saw someone eating a papaya and it was lookin sweet and then this morning i get up and im like damn i kinda want a papaya. well its a busy morning, i had to go to work for a few hours but all this time im craving papaya. someone offers to take me to lunch at a really good deli cause its my favorite place to go but im like nah im just gonna finish this work and then head home, but i really just didnt feel like eating a sandwich because what im after is some damn papaya. well it gets to be about 1 and i finally crack, leave work and head on over to albertsons. i get there and there are like a million people there, wtf, dont u people have lives?? so anyway i finally find the produce section but what do i find but no freaking papayas. i ended up getting some bananas and a mango, but it really isnt the same. BEAT.
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Old 07-21-2007, 05:58 PM
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no papaya wtf?
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Old 07-21-2007, 06:05 PM
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Having less Aces to lose with is a brag [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]
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Old 07-21-2007, 06:13 PM
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whats a papaya?
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Old 07-21-2007, 07:22 PM
Windforce Windforce is offline
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whats a papaya?

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you had to press the reply button but was too lazy to google for it? damn son

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Old 07-21-2007, 08:44 PM
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so anyway i finally find the produce section but what do i find but no freaking papayas. i ended up getting some bananas and a mango, but it really isnt the same. BRAG

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Mango > Papaya
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Old 07-21-2007, 08:52 PM
MaxRaises MaxRaises is offline
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Beat: No Papaya [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]
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