stop hitting me, bitch

BowToYourSensei · #1 07-10-2007, 11:03 AM

playing live 20/40 and get KK UTG, raise, 2nd UTG calls, blah blah blah, button re-raises and i cap. 2nd UTG folds and everybody else calls.

flop A 4 3 all diamonds. i don't have the K diamonds, sb bets, bb raises, i fold begrudingly.

2nd UTG is now looking angrily at me.

turn 5 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]

2nd UTG (a relatively old asian woman) smacks the table hard. then looks at me (we haven't said a word to each other to this point) and says "you raised preflop for nothing!" and punches me twice in the shoulder. hard.

river comes another 5 and she hits me again again claiming i raised for nothing. here i assume she folded 55, before she angrily announces she folded A2o. not a straight flush, just a straight. which she's pissed about. on a 4 flush paired board.

i told her the straight was no good anyway, then the sb bet and the bb folded, sb mucked his cards, and once again she hit me and complained about me raising for nothing, then packed her chips and left the table.

i'm such a people person.

BearHustler · #2 07-10-2007, 11:05 AM

Get up, tap her on the shoulder, punch her in the face.

Teh1337zor · #3 07-10-2007, 11:07 AM

what was the rest of the tables reaction to this

BowToYourSensei · #4 07-10-2007, 11:09 AM

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nobody else really noticed or cared. pretty much everyone at the table was 70+ with hearing aids and half a crutch.