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07-05-2007, 07:09 PM
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The Impossible Situp
for those of you who know this, its still funny trust.
ok. I just got back from Europe, I live in Toronto, Canada, eh? So when I was in Barcelona, which totally kicks ass btw, these two Aussie guys introduced us to this thing called the impossible situp. What you do is, and it helps if everyone is drunk, that you bet they can't be blind-folded, spun around in circles 20 times. then dropto the ground, stick their tongue out and do a situp at the same time. So then you need a buddy who's in cahoots with you, and use him as the example. Blindfold him, spin him around and all that jazz and have him act as if he is unable to to do the situp. Then when someone yells out, "[censored] that [censored], i can do that NO problem," you have your victim. Blindfold em, spin em around, etc... and when they go down to do their situp with their tongue sticking out... you pull your pants down, and stand over their legs. when he comes up to the top of the situp his face should eventually meet your balls and ass and he should be able to taste some wonderful flavours. We has this happen, they wanted to get smellmuth but he figured it out and some guy yelled out, "[censored] that, i can do that [censored] ez yo" you sure did buddy, yur an idiot, DUCY? 
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07-05-2007, 07:18 PM
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Re: The Impossible Situp
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Hello 8th grade, how have you been? [/ QUOTE ] havent got there yet. was it fun?
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07-05-2007, 07:23 PM
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Re: The Impossible Situp
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[ QUOTE ] Hello 8th grade, how have you been? [/ QUOTE ] havent got there yet. was it fun? [/ QUOTE ] A blast. Actually i have never heard this version before. The one i know u bet someone they cant do a situp with you holding down there head. So you get a towel, place it over their forehead making sure they cant see. Then you hold them down as they strain upwards, put the ass in place, and pull away the towel. This one is good as the face and ass collide with some force.
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07-05-2007, 07:30 PM
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Re: The Impossible Situp
this is good and all except for the part where you have a guy licking your balls and ass, for the life of me i can't figure out why any straight guy would want to do this.
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#10
07-05-2007, 07:39 PM
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Re: The Impossible Situp
this is not the impossible sit up. It is usually down for initiation and onvolves the following.
Rookie has towel put over face and veteran holds towel from behind rookie's head and holds each end making it hard for rookie to do the sit up while another veteran(usually the dirtiest/hairiest guy on the team) pulls his pants down so his ass faces the guy and then the towel is removed the rookie's head goes flying into the ass crack of the veteran. MS paint to follow.
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