Haiku thread

[DING-DONG YO]

neteller no more
no matter cause I busto
sick of 3 outers

edited due to durkah recommendation

[durkahdurkah]

look, five syllables
look, now seven syllables
i write good haikus

[DING-DONG YO]

is tired 1 or 2 syllables?

[durkahdurkah]

i think it's 2, like tai-erd

but you are from the south, and I remembered when I lived in TX it got drawled into one, like "taard", so who knows

[durkahdurkah]

just change tired to sick and you'll be good to go

tired is now sick
ding dong yo writes sick haikus
i smoke rocks, nigga

[AWoodside]

beat: test in an hour
brag: did not study, f00ked sl00t
variance: teh herp

[nowags]

i gots balla skillz
i take all yo money then
snort blow off boobies

[diebitter]

[ QUOTE ]
i think it's 2, like tai-erd

but you are from the south, and I remembered when I lived in TX it got drawled into one, like "taard", so who knows

[/ QUOTE ]

default dialect for haiku pronunciation arguments is 'pirate', noobs.

[AWoodside]

I'm good with teh math
But terrible at haikus
Do you see why?

[nowags]

microwave butter
molesting little sister
B B V got game