The History of America (Photo Essay - International Policy Ver.)

[joeblack]

Christopher Columbus discovers America!! Hooray!!!



We have a huge dinner with our new American Indian friends and then after dinner we wipe them all out.



Tired of taxation from a King far far away, we go to war with the tea drinking redcoats



We win and Washington becomes president!! Hooray!!



Years pass and the nation divides mostly over economic issues and a civil war begins.



The north wins and decades later we enter into WWI and kick some more a$$



We win but things are bad and we enter into The Great Depression.



A crazy German who was mad he did'nt get into Art school (emo?) invades Poland and we go kick some more a$$ in WWII



N.Korea invades S.Korea and go fight in the Pacific. Technically we lose and both countrys are still at war (they never signed a peace treaty - just a ceasefire agreement).


We go to war with Vietnam. We lose.


9-11 happens and changes the world forever



We declare war on Iraq and route out insurgents in Afghanistan and we are still in a deep pile of [censored] today....

[VictorOfAveyron]

did you forget about black people?

[Conte Rules]

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did you forget about black people?

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who?

[NU Star]

WTF!?! Where's Joey Chestnut?

[nebben]

MIKE JONNNNEEESSSS

[PokerDiva]

The real history of America:

[VictorOfAveyron]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLzo9pOXa-s

the real history of america